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WikiFur
GreenRaeper, WikiFur's ruthless dictator-for-life, looks like he is one of those people who type the word "wonky" habitually.
GreenRaeper, WikiFur's ruthless dictator-for-life, looks like he is one of those people who type the word "wonky" habitually.

WikiFur is a wiki that, in theory, categorizes and chronicles the perversions of furries, but in practice is a one-sided ignorant crapfest (which they themselves acknowledge) where they slag on mundanes and boost their own pathetic basement dwelling ego like a Twilight Zone episode of Æ. Of course, it pales in comparison to the furry articles on Wikipedia that are controlled by ContiE, the leader of the Furluminati.


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[edit] The Shittiest Articles

Because they try to avoid butthurt at all costs (even though they FAIL miserably), WikiFur only lists a few of the fetishes furries all over the interbutts indulge in - claiming that being a furry is non-sexual or at least consensual.

Noticeably they actually admitted that bestiality is part of the furry fandom. About fucking time.

If you should come across these pages, be sure to gently point out their flaws for great justice.

NOTE: Most of these crimes against nature have their own article. It's because there wasn't enough space on a single webpage to document just how low these cumbuckets could sink.

[edit] C-Snakes

These are apparently little parasites that eat you body, mind, and soul. The "C" stands for cum. No, I shit you not - someone, somewhere is getting turned on by the thought of being eaten from the inside out.

PROOF: http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/C-snakes

Just a snippet . . .

Of the crap . . .

That furries dare to call . . .

Art. Not even worthy of porn

[edit] Mpreg

Yes. You guessed it. Jesus Christ, they even have their own symbol.

PROOF: http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/MPreg_Furs

[edit] Babyfur

Srsly. These people hairy shit-sacks take this burning pile of cum-splattered garbage far too seriously. They even have a list of clothes to wear.

PROOF: http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Babyfur

LIES: http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Babyfur#Babyfurs_and_pedophilia Dressing up as a baby and having sex with other furries dressed as babies does NOT make you a pedo!

You don't have to be a babyfur to shit yourself when you see this - but it helps.
You don't have to be a babyfur to shit yourself when you see this - but it helps.

[edit] RottenFurs

Furries that even other furries find unacceptable. Which after reading the articles on WikiFur® must be pretty fucking sick.

Their motto: Furverts with a conscience.

PROOF: http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Rotten_Furs

[edit] See Also

[edit] Center of self love (a.k.a. The WikiFur drinking game)

And the sound of fapping was heard for miles.
And the sound of fapping was heard for miles.

WikiFur is saturated by the semen of countless furries masturbating furiously. A fun drinking game can be played to their chronic wanking and shameless self promotion.

Simply pick any one random article from the People section, and check the edit history. Take one shot if you find a history page with the same user on WikiFur having edited it at least 100 times. Take three shots if you find a user that's edited it less than twice. Take five shots where obvious WikiEdit Drama has taken place. Take ten shots if you find a history page where the same user has not edited their own article. Repeat until tanked. Win the Internets if you last longer than three minutes.

Of course, not one entry in the entire database details the darker side of any furry, nor their various perversions; any user caught telling the truth about another is immediately accused of fursecution and subjected to the banhammer. Some furries think different - but then, they're furries!

[edit] Overnight popularity, moar liek overweight popularity

WikiFur's Main Page
WikiFur's Main Page

Having gained way too many articles in less than three weeks due to none of the editors having lives or standards, it had already generated a tremendous amount of drama. Just two days after being promoted, it was made into Something Awful's Awful Link of the Day, which may have some connection to its growth in "popularity". Another reason is its Google Adwords advertising, which led to great lolz when GMail started telling people to go there while reading their secret furry hentai subscription.

[edit] WikiFur on Wikipedia

[edit] Links to WikiFur to be classified as spam by Wikipedia

There is a huge debate going on at Wikipedia in the external links page where they are considering blocking links to WikiFur as spam. They say "WikiFur is a site for people who follow the furry sexual lifestyle". Showing that instead of reading Wikipedia's own articles on furries, they came straight to ED.

Someone mentioned, "some of the articles it [links to WikiFur] was on were weird. Taxidermy and Kopa standing out." Now WikiFur doesn't have a taxidermy article, but they do have an "Anthropomorphic taxidermy", which isn't regular taxidermy, but instead it's the same thing as what's described in the ED article taxidermy.

"I am a furry and I consider WikiFur to be a terrible source or external link. The wiki is, to say the least, kind of sketchy. I know a number of people who have articles on WikiFur and they are often poorly written, highly biased, do no reflect reality, etc. There are several articles on people who are disliked in the furry community which are poorly written, and a lot of furry authors have glowing articles, probably written by themselves or their friends. The whole Wiki is not a reliable source of information, and just because you have 8,000 monkeys typing doesn't mean that they're going to produce something Wikipedia can use. -Perhaps- we could use it for limited purposes, such as stating what at least some furries think, but it is not an acceptable source of information and promoting it via Wikipedia is unethical at best. Wikipedia has high standards, and WikiFur does NOT meet our standards. Titanium Dragon 09:10, 18 June 2007 (UTC)"

However last Thursday Wikipedia's WikiFur article was restored, and it looks like it is here to stay. You can help by vandalizing the shit out of it. And as quickly as it came, it's gone. Now it's just a redirect to their Furry Fandom article.

[edit] Vandalism Ideas

First idea.....

Everybody does blatant vandalism on WikiFur, but nobody does sneaky. Make an account there. Don't worry, Wikia doesn't keep track of new accounts or have a log and it'll look like you coulda been active elsewhere on Wikia and decided to drop by (except that GreenRaeper has lookupcontribs, so he can tell). WikiFur isn't all elitist about high edit counts like Wikipedia. So you make a WikiFur account and go around doing ordinary edits mixed in with sneaky vandalism. See how long the sneaky lasts. Don't be obvious like making your vandalism look like trolling. Don't touch any ED-related articles or you'll look like you're from ED. That includes their articles on ED, anything anti-furry, their article on Prince Jeremy, and WikiFur's article on Blu Aardvark -- just avoid those so you look like the normal furfag or closet-furfag or diaperfur of their site. WikiFur is now so butthurt that Tor and proxys are blocked from editing.

Beware though, too much time on the site, even vandalizing, will turn you furry and soon you'll be fapping to this as you're donating to WikiFur®. Now you may be going, "Yeah right, couldn't happen to me." But it will, just take Thedreadedkettle for instance.


fucking with furwikia

edit list

Butthurt furfag tries to revert and his reverts got reverted!

buttsecks

Jew pr0nz?

basement dwellers

They're happy to do your dog.

i herd u liek mudkipz?

barf bags

double billed homos

Angry Jew beavers and goatse.

Gotta save teh mudkips.

Married someone without a face.

[edit] WikiFur in oher languages

in a nutshell
in a nutshell

http://wikifur.com/ links to ten WikiFur sites, each in its own language, but all failingly are hosted on Wikia (except the ones that aren't). All the foreign WikiFur sites are written in moonspeak, and only the German one, lead by ContiE, is recognizable through its excess of Nazi furs scat porn.

[edit] Registered name

WikiFur® is a registered service mark, see [1] [2], so any violation of their mark (including failure to use the ®, is Serious Business). You'll know when they sue someone when their ledger has an influx of tens of thousands of dollars and then it gets taken out again to pay for lawyers.

Of course, WikiFur is hosted on Wikia that can repossess their ten furry wikis and give them to someone else any time they choose. They just can't call them WikiFur - but who'd want to do that?

[edit] Important dramas

[edit] Administrators

[edit] External links


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