Capcom
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Capcom (short for Crapcom) is a Japanese video game company that produces games for fags who like endless zombie maiming or faggot robots who shoot balls at their other faggot robot enemies. Their name is based on their original company name "Capsule Computer".
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Fanbase
Since Capcom has produced some of the most successful game franchises in history, each of them have fantards who will fight to the death if anyone dares to slander the reputation of their favorite games. More rabid fans may even get angry at Capcom if they don't make a certain game a system exclusive. Such is dictated in this ALL CAPS rant on Devil May Cry 4. The very fact that the game would be available on the Xbox 360 in addition to the PS3 drove this user to the point of insanity.
| —CoMMon Sense, living up to his namesake |
And another one. Bitches don't know about the concept of multi-platform releases. It brings in more monies for the company so they can continue to make their little games.
| —Nameless Sonytard, failing to understand the concept of good marketing. |
Their Games
Capcom has been responsible for a number of game franchises:
- Breath of Fire - Some kind of RPG(???) game that was forgotten on last thursday.
- Street Fighter - A fighting game where you beat the crap out of your opponents. All of them are 2D with the exception of the fourth one.
- Megaman - Boring action game involving a 13 year old boy robot who kills other robots. Most of the other spinoffs are even more boring strategy games.
- Phoenix Wright - Internet court simulator where you must settle lawsuits by throwing constant objections.
- Resident Evil - You go around, kill zombies and avoid getting raped. Whoops, wrong game.
- Dead Rising - Same as RE except you just kill a bunch of zombies using various weapons.
- Devil May Cry - Button mashing romp where you play as a half human/half demon with a too-cool-for-you attitude while fighting demons. In the fourth game, you don't play as Dante but as some whiny shit named Nero. Capcom pulled an MGS on its fanbase apparently.
- Darkstalkers - The same as Street Fighter, but with furries and otherkin.
- Bionic Commando - Game where you play as a guy with an arm that extends. Notable for the fact that you get to see Hitler's head a splode at the end of the game.
- Grand Theft Auto - They distribute this game in Japan because they think they're hardcore.
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