AC/DC
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AC/DC is a shitty classic rock band that formed at least 100 years ago in the cesspool known as Sydney, Australia. They are known for singing songs that mention the Devil and electricity a lot, because that's very bad-ass.
Much like that of KISS, AC/DC's fans are usually 35 year old virgins who still live with their mothers.
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[edit] How to make an AC/DC song
1. Shit out three power chords, and hit one of said chords only once every few seconds.
2. Sing about the Devil, hell, and how unbearably hard it is to be a giant rock star.
3. Utilize simplest drum beat EVER.
4. Repeat for a mind-numbing four minutes.
5. ???
6. Profit!
Note: This is the actual formula written for the band by their living assistants, and used in EVERY SONG THEY EVER RECORDED.
[edit] Band members
- Bon Scott - Legendary for having the most annoying voice in recorded history. This is made possible by a scientific formula that is as follows:
Passer-by hears Johnson "singing", and inevitably reacts with a swift kick to his balls. Said kick renders his voice permanently higher and more annoying. Cycle repeated until he died of testicular trauma sometime in the 80's. - Angus Young - Mentally challenged guitarist famous for being a pedophile, hence the schoolboy uniform.
- Malcom Young - Wife of Angus Young.
- Phil Rudd - Drummer. Rumored to posses less talent than any other musician alive. unless you count the other members of AC/DC.
And ALL have down syndrome.
[edit] Current
NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
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[edit] External Links
- Some site fans masturbate to constantly. Please troll this immediately.
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