Nedm
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NEDM, an acronym for Not Even Doom Music. It is a meme was a meme, born from the darkest bowels in YTMND as reaction to serious business. Shortly after its creation it was promptly smeared all over the Internets like this mornings breakfast at a scat convention. It is considered to be the much anticipated sequel to Zippocat, but much like any sequel it's fantastic. NEDM is the source of much Internet dramaz and haet from those who can't appreciate art from both those on and away from YTMND, cause killing cats is not funny ever. If you think any differently then fuck you, you insensitive fuck, just FUCK YOU. If you vote anything other than one you just love burning cats you sick fuck.
Everything had began innocently early July 2005 when suddenly a video of a man forcing a cat, Mottles, into a small cage and lighting everything aflame was posted on a site dedicated to wtf, Orgish.com, it was clear that there was nothing whatsoever to worry about as the Internets had a good wind to them that day. Fortunately, drama began quickly after a "HelterSkeltor" did what any reasonable netizen would do after witnessing an unspeakable horror from the Internets, he posted a link to it. He then told all of his friends who the cool guy who found it was, him that's who! In a rare fit of compassion a large group of forum members rose up and declared it unfunny, and moved forward to ban whoever made it from life. The stupid fuck had neglected to use a proxy when posting his ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES and his IP address was traced quicker than Mark Foley to a Boy Scout camp, hot damn. PETA was quickly roused to fight the injustice of the Interwerbs, and by then everyone who was involved was seriously fucked. The teenager who had originally posted it was immediately arrested and the man who originally tried to entertain the Internets turned himself in from trolls remorse, it was declared that they had indeed failed it, and all videos were deleted by the Internet police.
It remains unknown whether or not Portal music would make NEDM funny.
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[edit] YTMND
In retaliation to the drama the Internet Police took away countless Internet licenses for failure to be grabe in their proceedings, they then deleted fucking everything but much to their surprise the video reappeared on YTMND. The video spread like AIDS until it was quickly deleted as it was both original and funny, a major breach of YTMND rules. As per Internet law it was voted 5 stars by anyone who happened to come across it, this offended some. Outraged that anyone could ever vote the malicious burning of kittens as a 5 STAR!!11! an agitated Titanium-Gecko tucked in his cock and went to work letting everyone know that they were to burn in hell for all eternity. Eventually a user spotz created a test page with the original burning cat video except with a twist!!11zany!!1 It was now accompanied by Doom Music. This was sersious business though!!1 and Titanium-Gecko really really wanted people to really know what horrible people they were being, and as a master of wit he quickly posted the now famous quote detailing how nothing makes burning cats funny, nuthing at all you fucks! D:<<
| “ | Since you do not 'condone' burning kitten your sites have been 3'd until further notice. Still... nothing justifies 5'ing burning kittens. Not even Doom music. | „ |
| —Techno-Gecko letting you know what he thinks of YOUR music, mister | ||
Mottles the cat was back in a big way for every fucktard this side of the google ship to salivate and cream themselves over. Lulz instantly ignited, the fields of Internets were engulfed by flaming kittens and Internet hate machines, NEDM had been born. The term quickly spread as it was only the coolest thing ever invented and soon it was declared that NEDM was in fact coming. Smitten by Titanium-Gecko's butthurt, a moheevi quickly whipped up a remix of the original video with Coburn's We Interrupt This Programme [Jean Claude Aimes remix] accompanied by happycat. The lulz hit hard and by the next day it had spread all across the Internets. NEDM had become a monster of a meme and produced much lulz, but it soon died as YTMND kills everything with any comedic value sooner or later although Chapstick was later thrown in for comedic effect. This is all fact, fuck you.
| “ | In summary: "**** off, haters. | „ |
| —Titanium-Gecko | ||
[edit] Aftermath
People love burning cats. It is the source of much controversy and healthy debate.
| “ | It's just a cat. It got burned, it died, who should really care. Thousands of people die every day, often by the hands of other people. There are videos of it on the internet, and those aren't taken down. These things should never be censored, anywhere, lest we lose sight of what "low" or "base" activity is and inevitably revisit it... Holocaust, anyone? | „ |
| —YTMND nerd | ||
| “ | id like to give a big f*ck you to anyone who is 1'ing this site just because they dont like cats and think they should burn, or say that things die everyday bla bla bla. murder is wrong, unless its a matter of survival of the fittest (which this is not a case of) | „ |
| —YTMND nerd 2 | ||
| “ | wtf u bunch of pussies its just some stupid animal why dont u try to stop people from killing each other instead of worrying about some gay cat | „ |
| —YTMND nerd 3 | ||
| “ | there is worse stuff then burning cats, like raping children. | „ |
| —YTMND nerd 4 | ||
| “ | if u love cats so much why dont u f*ck them | „ |
| —YTMND nerd 5 | ||
| “ | et me say that I have seen the so called "Cat extermination" video back b4 the heat took it away.OK it's not that bad...no im not a cat person and infact i love dogs. but if i saw it done to a dog I would look at it no differently.I've seen a muslim burn to a tree in a vid it was worse. U SNOOZE U LOSE..u missed the video so DROP IT AND B GREATFUL WE HAVE AN AMAZING FAD THX 2 A LIL BELGUIM BOY. NEDM FTW!! long live the fad NOT THE CONTRAVERCY! | „ |
| —YTMND nerd 6 | ||
| “ | So I come to Wikipedia to find out what this NEDM cruelty thing is about, and you don't even have an article on it. This is not good PR. | „ |
| —Swindon, United Kingdom | ||
[edit] NEDM in Technicolor
 Its funny even without doom music |
 Hay guys I heard you might love this video, OMFGLOLLERSKATERS!@2!11 |
 At times it is easy to miss the subtle things. |
 Do not leik fried cat ):< |
 Ur Fucked |
 This is why we cannot have nice things. |
 Some say this kitty would be envious of NEDM kitty's death |
 NEDM Boxart |
[edit] Links
- NEDM Investigation YTMND Explains NEDM in detail, not all that interesting. Very inaccurate.
- A typical YTMND Caution, headphones off.
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