Nigra Love
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[edit] The musical genre known as "Nigra Love":
"Nigra Love" is a completely fictional genre of music wherein two black Nigras have somehow fallen in love; right there should be the tipoff to its fictional nature, because we all know that Nigra males go for White wiminz and all Nigra females are fat, uppity, intolerable bitches. The styles of Nigra Love vary broadly, but all contain the central theme of two Nigras having somehow, miraculously, fallen in love with each other. Cultural Anthropologists classify Nigra Love as a form of the 'folk fairytale': an epic story that has been handed down for many generations, explaining the way things now are or how they used to be, or both. A prominent example is found with the "Mud Man" legend of Australia's Aboriginal tribes. It claims to explain the tribes' existence, stating that on one stormy night a great bolt of lightning struck the ground; the torrential mudslides literally were shocked to life by God's own hand, thusly spawning nigras.
A most-prominent cultural force in America's urban centers -- and especially so in their "ethnic" pockets -- "Nigra Love" is a favorite musical genre for young Nigra girls who don't have fathers: its gospel of eternal love and romantic union between two Nigras bewitches their attention from the cesspools of crack-cocaine and rape that are their neighborhoods.
[edit] A Cultural Anthropologist Discusses Nigra Love:
"The phenomenon of black males singing to black females, proclaiming their true and undying love, has absolutely no historical merit. That is to say, we know that romance cannot exist between Nigras. It apparently is a purely commercial phenomenon, cleverly invented to exploit the romance-starved Nigra girls. We now know that the primary motivating force in a Nigra male's life is the desire to rape and possess white women; he will do his damnedest to rape a white woman, make her his 'bitch', and fertilize her with his rapeseed. Under none but the most dire circumstances will a Nigra male choose to court and breed with a Nigra female."
- Dr. Alfred Kinsey
[edit] Notable examples of this form include:
Force M.D. -- Tender Love
"Candles they light the dark Now I see how lovely the feelings are All the tender love you've given to me I want you more and more Can't resist you Oh then I feel your touch Tender love"
Outlandish -- Aisha
"Needs somebody'lean on (lean on) Someone body, mind & soul (body, mind & soul) To take her hand, to take her world Show her the time of her life, so true (true) Throw the pain away for good No more contemplating (boo) (No more contemplatin) No more con.tem.pla.ting boohoho (aha)"
Boyz 2 Men -- I'll Make Love to You
"Pour the wine, light the fire Girl your wish is my command I submit to your demands I'll do anything, girl you need only ask I'll make love to you, like you want me to And I'll hold you tight, Baby all through the night I'll make love to you when you want me to And I will not let go til you tell me to"
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