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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

How Azns spend a lot of their time.

Azn have-nots:
* curly hair
* facial features
* irises
* souls

An asian in his natural habitat, lost in thoughts of rice and small cocks.

Asian gamer showing off his bod.

some men have big penises, aznz have this... how do we know that if that car dont belong to you ?

Tila Tequila

Happy asian.

This is the supreme AzN overloard. The dragon gives it away.

Typical Azn eyes.

Not to be confused with Asians, Azns are spoiled suburban American 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys who are the children of Asian immigrants and thus have "AZN pryde, LOL!!!!!!1111!!!"

Azn does not include: India, Pakistan, the Middle East, or Russia because they're not Chinks (official race term), but it does include islands near Asia, like Japan and Taiwan.

[edit] History

The disease known as AzN was brought to public attention the early 2000s with some gay rap song about Buddha It was shown that many Asian-American teenagers claim to be proud of their heritage (instant lulz, because their heritage is in no way their achievement and thus their pride is just another instance of unwarranted self-importance), which basically consists watching lots of anime (see Otaku), whining and bitching all the time about "crackas", listening to J-Pop, and eating with chopsticks to "look cultured". Terrified of being considered "whitewashed", the AzN will instead pretend to be a nigga, a process facilitated by watching MTV rap videos but never actually talking to black people (this is because black people are poor, and AzNs hate the poor as much as they hate white people)... In fact, as "American-ized" as they are, AzNs by and large never actually interact with anyone else other than fellow AzNs. This is why you often see them roaming malls in gangs of four or more, acting "gangsta" (in the case of the males), or giggling their heads off (usually over over-priced stationery, in the case of the females).

AzN Pryde also manifests itself in speaking in tongues, typically an incomprehensible stew of Engrish and whatever language they spoke back home. Most AzNs sound like this: [1], and they should probably just shut the fuck up. Many American and Canadan AzNs pride themselves on speaking both English and their native tongue, but none of them have ever read a book in any language, including simple pictograms. It is not unfair to assume that they cannot read anything longer than acronyms such as BMW and TNA, which their parents buy them.

This fact is reflective of another. Azns are also a unique paradox; despite the stereotype of nerdy Asian students, most Azns are complete retards. Proof of this can be found here

[edit] Facts about Aznz

• It is a well known fact that the world is due for another Holocaust, and this time it will be against the Azns. However, unlike Hitlers campaign for lulz, 6 million deaths would barely make a dent in the Azn invazon. In addition the vast number of deaths would be remade by the Azn repopulating. The reason there are so fucking many of them, and that a Holocaust will have little effect on them is because they all have tiny dicks (even the women) - so small that they simply do not fit into condoms. Thus there is absolutely no hope of putting a stop to the rapid growth of Azn populazn without a bigger, better and lulzier holocaust.

• Another well-known fact is that all male Azn's, with no exception, are all masters of Wu Shu, Kung Fu, TaeKwonDo, Karate, or all of the above, and could kick any honkey's arse. Providing they didn't leave their hammer at home, and that you do NOT mention their penis size. The only known defense is to take away their 20/200 prescription coke-bottle glasses, which renders them disoriented.

• At the moment the only form of contraception that Azn'z have is the fact that they are all so ugly, but apparently all Azns are immune to being hindered by ugliness, as well as the fact that their penis's are so tiny that they require very little blood to gain an erection - so the populazn will continue to grow unreletingly until we find another gay brave emo to renew the lulz of the 1940's.

• These azns tend to stay in packs, and sometimes they even live together in pagoda-like structures they call A Pah Mence. They usually do not feel comfortable living in places that do not have their native language Chinese everywhere. Examples include Bellaire High School, where the student population is overwhelmed with chinks, and their average GPA offsets the niggers and mexicans negative GPAs.

[edit] How to make VTECH kick in yo

1. Raise an azn to have unwarranted self importance and self diagnosed assburgers
   
2. Never reveal total failure at life
   
3. Give azn gun IRL
   
4.  ????
   
5. Profit!

[edit] Why everyone hates Aznz

Because all aznz speak with a lisp, have buckteeth, pretend like they can dance, are jiggly like a 400 pound girl's tit, and sit in a room with Chinese shit on the walls, and they wonder why he gets hate comments.

[edit] Azn being Posers

Here we see Azn's attempting to be a white person who is attempting to be a black person.

[edit] How to spot an Azn

[edit] Males

Not as annoying as the female counterpart but is still worthy of deserving a kick to the balls if spotted:

• Feminine body, with no body hair at all.
• Annoying pop or hiphop ringtone.
• Wearing socks with slippers.
• Plays lots of Starcraft and Warcraft III.
• If a hardcore azn, will love beating off to Neon Genesis Evangalion.
• Has a screen name with a relation to the show Naruto, also usually contains a derivative of "AZN".
• Claims to be "in da hood, brutha" (thus making them even more pathetic than wiggers).
• Has never been to da hood, and does not know where it is.
• Most likely are Internet tough guys (usually to compensate for a stale eggroll).
• Riced out car. Usually painted an eye-gouging yellow to reflect his heritage.
• Hilarious attempt at a mustache.
• Sometimes stuff their underpants with a tootsie roll to make their penis look four times larger.
• Often seen wearing the ever popular "Got Rice?" t-shirt.
• Thick black winter jacket (usually North Face) worn in summertime to disguise his Gollum-esque body.
• Has posed for a group portrait at Glamour Shots with other AZN boys in matching nigga outfits (that often include fedoras), displaying gangsta hand signals.
• Has an exhaustive collection of X-Box, Nintendo, and Playstation games. Usually the latter.
• Good as footstools, as they are usually under 3 feet tall
• Horrible, horrible acne.
• Face is oily enough that you can see your own face in it.
• Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 10 feet away).
• Hair is dyed a color other than black.
• Likes to raid American MMO's with botting and gold farmers.
• Will give blowjobs on the first date.

[edit] Females

• Annoying pop or hiphop ringtone.
• Posing on loli sites or working with Dateline NBC "to catch a predator" because they have the body of a 13_year_old_boy
• Has a Xanga page with journal colours that will blind anyone with non-slanty eyes to ensure an AzNs-only privacy level.
• Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 10 feet away).
• Hair (see above)
• Has an "Everyone Loves an Asian Girl" shirt.
• Answers "eating" when asked about favorite hobby.
• Listens to Linkin Park "cuz Mike n Chester r SOOOO HAWT!!!"
• Has the hoop earrings and drawn-on eyebrows of a Mexican whore.
• Wears contacts of unnatural colours to make her look less inscrutable.
• Wears TNA or LuluLemon yoga outfits to make her look like she actually has an ass. Also known as false advertising.
• If on the Internets, she will be a camwhore, guaranteed.
• Talkin
• Hilarius attempt at a mustache.
• Often seen with ricer boyfriends, whom they drain of money like the gold-digging leeches they are.
• Actually makes stereotypical "Valley-Girl Blonde" look smart by comparison.
• Enjoys scat.
• Have sideways vagina. Sometimes with teeth.
• Has experience working as a "model" at a HIN show.
• Will give blowjobs on the first date.

Even imdb reminds them of feet, and how they are definitely asking for it.

[edit] List of Azns

Azn gang

What most Azn guys want to look like, and fall horribly short of it goes for all Culture not just azn

Can YOU tell the difference? yes what so hard ? are you blind ?

• very_proud_to_be_an_asian (See Japanese Anime:1
• Trap-kun
• Tila Tequila
• Mrduckbear
• TheEvilBlueberryCouncil
• Ntg85 (Allegedly)
• Riboflavin
• Rockonlittleone
• Sailor Moon
• Tubgirl
• Eelgirl
• Nevada-tan
• Dog-shit-girl
• Biostudentgirl
• William Hung
• The guy who started the Moonies.
• Cho Seung Hui
• Don Henrie
• User:Loi fung su chi

[edit] Where Can I Find These..."Azns"?

Some Azns are used as commodities.

You can also find a fat asian named Hung Nguyen at Australia, Sydney Tempe also found in KFC.. he is a very fat azn and he eats alot i don't think there will be food left to feed us non-asians. Azns are fucking everywhere. Much like the Mexicans and African-Americans, the Azns got tired of Asia, so they decided to move many of their headquarters to the United States. Azns can be found throughout the northwest United States, San Fagcisco, New York City, and Virginia, but have been migrating everywhere making it painfully difficult to avoid them. There used to be a monorail that went from Asia to Seattle invisible to everyone but Azns, but this was closed down last April.

[edit] See Also

• Angry Asian Man
• 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
• 80 year old Chinese man in panties
• Wapanese
• Hidoshi
• Kung Fu
• Asian fetish
• Shibari
• ChibiQ
• Single Asian Female a more serious take on:
• SAF comic (A comic about a stupid AZN bitch i guess you Watch it that how you know ey ??)
• Mrduckbear
• Teenage Azn Girl
• User:Loi fung su chi

[edit] Bleaching the Hair

AZNs are tough!

Since AZNs are born with ugly dark eyes and ugly dark hair, it's only fair that they would want light hair like the Americans that they are always trying to imitate. They can't even be bothered to buy their own bleach, because they need their moneyz for anime porn, so they steal it from people's houses. And since AZNs are complete losers, they can't even bleach their heads without crying about it like the little bitches they are.

[edit] Gallery

This azn plays it cool after having mistaken this trumpet for another chinks dick	typical azn girl.	typical azn guy.	There's no doubt, Azns and Nazis are BFF, what about Prince Harry ey ?!!! <3!
The first Blzn Azn.	Kids like him will keep yours from getting into Harvard.	You must be aznfema to talk here.	These azns think you are a loser, even though they can't see you.
Azns know not how to react to raids.	An average day at school in Asia.	Typical gaming forum/cam whore Azn. Notice how they have no knowledge of the timer function	An Azn trying to avoid the Azn stereotypes with phail.
Steamy hot AZN porn with vomit and bowling pins.	Azns with cars will likely see this sign at least 100 times in their life.	Azns give good head while standing due to their power of shortness.