Fag
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[edit] Faggotry In Action
Fag can refer to:
This kid.
- Sometimes Anonymous
- Tony Blair
- Anyone 0n not4chan
- Anyone on 4chan
- Dildo Lover
- AIDS victims
- A bundle of sticks
- A cigarette, in some cultures
- Anyone who gets pwn'd or recieves a 1up mushroom.
- A kind of meatball [1]
- A regular on the ED IRC# Dani Faulk
- Persons born on the last thursday before last.
- theredskull
- Bigbadron
- A Maggot
- Chris Crocker (more like Chris Cocker, amirite?)
- Your mom
- Hinder
- Confession
- Anyone with a myspace
- Bret Michaels
- Anyone with a LG
- Anyone
- G00ns
- Ewoks
- Jesse Harrison
- Dr. Firecrotch
- Disaster MB
- Juggalos
- George W. Bush
- Elton John
- Matt Damon
- Bikerfox
- Stickkam users
- you
- High school Drama whores
- Australians
- ANNOYING FUCKING KIDS ON XBOX LIVE WHO SAY NOOB NEWB.
- Anyone who plays runescape. period.
- Rajesh Vadlamudi (see gay)
- Someone who edits this page
- People who are Mild
- NinjaWeasel
Faggotry is a word somehow derived from the word carpentry.
- Carpentry is the art of making things out of wood and nails, which is what Jesus did up until the Romans showed him what they made out of wood and nails.
- Faggotry is making people INTO faggots, and is what Jesus did on the weekends.
- Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
- Faggotry may also be used to describe the act of losing really really bad against a friend. For example, your buddy just beat you so bad in Tekken it was like being gang raped in a prison shower. Your friend committed Faggotry.
- Haunting Echoes members
[edit] Faggot Tree
The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe by Last Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.
Events in which multiple branches were added to the Faggot Tree:
>Your birth
>The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
>Jesus' immaculate conception
>The Lawlocaust
>A new Furry joins the furfagdom
>Women's suffrage becomes legal
>Moby Dick by Herman Melville is published
>The invention of Broadway plays
[edit] Faggots in Literature
Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of Literature. Adversely, some nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wiki's and display a roman shower of faggotism by writing entries similar to and including the following example.
[edit] FurFags
FurFags are widely known for their ability to even comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas on their chest and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They sometimes even dress themselves in fursuits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit. FurFaggotry also utilizes Rule 34 to rape the absolute shit out of our feeble childish memories.
How a FurFag Is Made
In the sixth grade there are two kids, Joey, and Jimmy. Jimmy is a homo. They both get the assignment to do a report on the cheetah. Joey and Jimmy go to each others' homes and study long and hard. They even find out where cheetahs live and eat. The next day, they turn in the report, and their teacher, Mrs. Williams, gives them an A+. They are both extremely excited. Joey decides that's the end of it and goes on with his life, but Jimmy stays up all night making a cheetah costume with a little hole for his penis so he can have sex without taking off the fursuit. He then becomes an artist and draws pictures of a cheetah with four penises and three vaginas fucking the absolute shit out of a tiger who has a dildo implanted on its head and seven tits and three dick-nipples. Thus, in Jimmy, a furry is fucking born.
What the FurFag Thinks: YIFF YIFF SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH OMFG LULZ LOL I THINK I'M A FUCKING HORSE WITH FOUR HUNDRED DICKS ON MY FOREHEAD NIG NIG NIGGAAAA
What You Think: YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
[edit] How Can I Tell If I'm A Faggot?
You are a faggot if you answer yes to any one of the following questions:
- When you were born was another branch added to the faggot tree?
- Do you like buttsecks?
- Do you listen to Trivium?
- Do you fantasize about buttsecks?
- Do you fantasize about Michael Jackson?
- Can you not stop watching meatspin?
- Do you have a myspace or livejournal?
- Do you get all butthurt when someone disagrees with you?
- Do you find this arousing?
- Are you a furry?
- Does pussy disgust you?
- Do you have unusually developed sphincter control?
- Do you wash your hair every night?
- Are you a pretentious little faggot?
- Is your name Jesse Harrison?
- Are you a child molester?
- Is this your desktop background?
- Is IRL another MMORPG for you to suck at, unlike WoW?
- Are you a vegetarian?
- Do you like Linkin Park?
- Did you read this whole list?
[edit] Fags on IRC
<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff? <eppigy> you can make my dong dance <jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that. <eppigy> true <jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus. <eppigy> wow * eppigy has left #ed
[edit] Examples
For a some fine examples of faggotry, see everything on LiveJournal and 4chan and HellsAngels.
One of the finest examples of faggotry is the group God hates fags who, ironically, have been so ghey that people join the other side just to piss them off.
Ewoks are known to be faggot furry hell spawn.
[edit] If you X, then you're gay
- You're gay if you like the cock.
- If you're gay you have AIDS
- IF you do ecstasy then you're gay
- If you speak french then you're gay.
- You're gay if you have ever read manga in your life time
- If you don't liek mudkips, you're gay
- If you hold a press-confrence to tell people you're not gay then you're super gay.
- If you post an old meme you're gay
- If you're an kike you're gay.
- If you write or read fanfiction you're gay
- If you're against the death penalty, you're gay
- If you wouldn't hit it then you're gay
- Worshipping Jesus makes you gay.
- If you say no to drugs, you're gay
- If you know how to pronounce the name 'Ayn Rand', you're gay
- If you masturbate to childrens programs then you're gay
- If there is porn of it, then you're gay
- If you do, watch or like martial arts, you're gay
- If you have read Harry Potter then you're a sweaty and fat gay virgin.
- If all chinks don't look alike to you then you're gay.
- If you don't hate on a playa then you're gay.
- If you're a mormon you're gay.
- If "LOL" is part of your lexicon and you use it IRL then you're gay.
- If you're "asexual" you're really gay.
- If you're from French,Germany,Italy or any country in western Europe then you're gay
- If you're a newfag, you're gay.
- If you are sucking a cock right now, you could possibly be gay.
- If you're still reading this then you're gay.
- If you noticed that all I'm doing is repeating "if you X, then you're gay" , then you're gay.
- BRB Church.
- If your girlfriend is fat, you're gay.
- If you go swimming a half hour after eating, you're gay.
- If you you're reading this and still don't think you're gay, then you're gay.
- If you're a nice guyThen you're a gay perma-virgin.
- If somone has ever hurt your feelings, you're gay.
- If you have feelings you're gay.
- If you have ever acted in,directed,written or even seen a play then you're gay
- If you're Maddox you're gay.
- If you're not Maddox you're gay.
- If you have long hair then you're gay
- If you wear girl's pants, you're gay.
- If you drink tea, you're gay.
- If you made me a cookie but eated it, you're gay.
- If you haven't seen every single episode of House, you're gay.
- If you experament then you're gay.
- You're gay if you like anal.
- If you post an old meme then you're gay.
- English, do you speak it motherfucker ?!?
- You're gay if you cut yourself.
- You're gay if you write poetry.
- You're gay if you're pro-ana.
- Your gay if your favorite hors d’oeuvres item is a cocktail weiner.
- You're gay if you can't differentiate between "Your" and "You're" correctly.
- If you believe any of this shit, then you're gay.
- If you think any of this is funny and worthwhile reading, you are gay.
- ????
- Profit!
[edit] Faggot Facts
- Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
- Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
- Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
- Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
- Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
- You can find faggots here. Visit them.
[edit] Faggotry = Cool?
In some cases, raging fags have been known to be cool. They were usually straight, though, just acted like fags. Many people on the internet looked up to them; they were their idols. This is especially true on DevianTART. Many straight artists who act like fags are actually quite popular.
[edit] Faggots in Today's Society
Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.
Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them.
Gay-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"—a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.
[edit] Gallery of Faggotry
Over 9000 faggots are eaten in the UK every day |
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[edit] See Also
- Anti-anonymous
- Bigboxbear
- Bros B4 Hoes
- Emosexuality
- Tom Galloway
- Confession
- Fag Enabler
- Hamlover
- List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
- Mrduckbear
- Nifty.org
- RUSKOxSTAR
- Steve MacIsaac
- Trap-kun
- trolltalk
- Fitlads
- A Real Live Faggot
[edit] External Links
- BBC News: Family of Faggot Fans
- A den of faggotry moste foule
- EmoThe faggot's homebase
- A faggot forumVisit the shit out of it for lulz.
- An example of a beboFag Visit the shit out of "him" and "his" friends, do it for lulz
- http://www.bebo.com/Sorry-kinda-busy
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