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The official KKK ensignia

He took my baby away, he took her away, away from me-eee

THE KLAN BUILDS MEN

God according to the KKK.

The efforts of the KKK have kept pianos segregated to this day.

The KKK's previous spokesmodel

A group of redneck ghosts that hunt Blacks and Jews for their delicious genitals The KKK is also notorious for spreading lulz and good will everywhere they go. The KKK is fond of rope, crosses (the kind that burn), and Jesus--but not God. The KKK online propaganda department is led by Argent and Violetkitty411 who recently fled youtube due to the increase of niggers posting videos after being welcomed by renetto, who they have accused of being a race traitor. This has sparked an online race war that has the potential for weapons of mass lulz to be unleashed.

1 History of the KKK
2 The Enemies
3 Myths About the KKK
4 Logic
5 Hypocrisy
6 See Also
7 Gallery

[edit] History of the KKK

The KKK was founded by the azn Starcraft player General Stonewall Jackson at least 100 years ago. Stonie Jack, as he was called, had a faulty keyboard, leaving him without the use of the 'e' key. Thus, he became noted for his "kkk" taunts. During The War of Northern Aggression, he adopted the name KKK for his club of rednecks that set out to pwn Blacks. Unfortunately, Stonie Jack was eventually pwnt by his troops. Nthan Bedford Forrest took control of the KKK in 1988. He broadened the KKK's "hatesphere" to include anyone who wasn't white and from the South and also a Protestant. Blacks everywhere rejoiced.

Currently, the membership of the KKK is about 12,445,987. They continue to play Starcraft at kLAN parties.

[edit] The Enemies

The KKK is currently on a mission to free the world of a bunch of basement dwelling niggers who wear top hats and monocles.

Did you know
that... Don't snigga nigga, the klan is gettin bigga!!?

[edit] Myths About the KKK

Myth — George W. Bush is a member.: Fact — George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Myth — KKK stands for Ku Klux Klan.: Fact — This rumor began in 1995 after an episode of The Simpsons featured a character named Ku Klux Klam.
Myth — KKK stands for Kooky Kike Killers.: Fact — This isn't true, but members like the thought of it.
Myth — The KKK and Skinheads are all alike.: Fact — One group is bald and fat; the other group is just bald.
Myth — Minorities were hung by the KKK.: Fact — Minorities were hanged by the KKK because they were well hung.
Myth — The KKK ride horses.: Fact — The KKK ride small furry animals.
Myth — Everyone in the KKK hate niggers.: Fact — Everyone in the world hates niggers

[edit] Logic

There is nun.

Well just a little.

[edit] Hypocrisy

They don't like blacky. But a black guy invented peanut butter, and they use that daily, unless they don't have pets. I burnt them like a Sunday roast, which you then feel bad about for the waste of meat.

[edit] See Also

[edit] People

[edit] Culture

[edit] Policy

[edit] Gallery

KKK meeting attendance has dropped considerably over the last 20 years.	The snack of choice for Klansmen. Oddly, they are not made of white chocolate.	The seemingly happy spic-nigger doesn't know he's about to get hanged.	Dessert of choice, made in Sweden.
How do properly draw a klansman.	The Klan aren't always evil.	KKK members are LARP/D&D jerks who wanted to find an excuse to play dress up. They are known to say "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" and "Vanilla is the flavor of our savior."	The Klan's attempt to reach out to the youth.