Kramer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cosmo Kramer is a prominent sitcom neighbor and social advocate. His passionate appeals for justice in the face of the negro hordes have been an inspiration to the Aryan Nation. Though still a filthy kike, he understands that the extermination of all colored peoples is contingent upon active cooperation between Jews and Nazis.
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[edit] On Niggers:
- "Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!"
- "Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!"
- "That's what happens when you interrupt the white man!"
- "I love to fuck a nigger-bitch every now and then!"
- "Niggers are good-for-nothing tricksters, crack-smoking swindlers, big-butt-having, wide-nose-wearing breathing all the white man's air, they think they're the best dancers, they eat up all the fried chicken, and they stink, but yeah sure, I love to take a nice nigger-bitch out to dinner every now and then!"
- "That Beyonce is a beautiful nigger-bitch."
- "Hey, that boog just stole my bucket of extra-crispy Jerry!"
- "Elvis Presley was a good-for-nothing wigger!"
- "The filthy fucking niggers are responsible for the spread AIDS!"
- "The best way to resurrect your career is to publicly call a black person a nigger!"
[edit] On Jews
Kramer also made anti-Semitic comments during an unfunny attempt at comedy earlier in 2006. Richards' publicist confirmed that this was true, but added that it was pretty much OK because Kramer himself is a self-loathing Jew.
[edit] The Kramer Rap
The music video for Cosmo Kramers hit off of his 2006 multi-platinum album, Lynching' .
[edit] Gallery
DO NOT WANT!!! |
Merry Festivus from Kramer |
Kramer attempts to get down with the homies. |
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Kramer is a notorious Klan member. |
Kramer sliding into a room, before leaving due to the presence of niggers |
[edit] External Links
Kramer's "sorry" is made of lulz and FAIL!
Kramer apologizes face to face with his victim
Lost Seinfeld episode where Kramer shows his inner racist
A Final Challenge for Kramer (no longer up, update teh link)
Life imitating art? Kramer's racist bent was blatantly evident in this '94 episode of "Seinfeld".
[edit] Breaking Broken News
Butthurt niggers to sue Kramer!