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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A proud moment in our nation's history.

This is the story of a white, four-year-old girl with a speech impediment being trolled by her own parents who badger her relentlessly into saying "sparkling wiggles" over and over again whilst recording it on video.

However, because of her impediment, whenever she tries to say "sparkling wiggles" it comes out as "fucking niggers". From the mouth of babes comes the truth; and from the truth comes lively debate over (perceived) racism when said video is posted on YouTube.

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Hosted once again for your viewing pleasure. <- pwnt by jewtube. Mirrored here.

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[edit] How Sparkling Wiggles Conquered Jewtube

She said "sparkling wiggles" not flaming wiggles, dammit!

Long, long ago, a man known only as weev found a video on glumbert.com. After watching it, he decided it was made of win and awesome. weev then went into ED irc and posted a notice, "All graphic designers, see weev". A_RAPE_SPIDER was there at the time and decided to check out what was going on. weev asked A_RAPE_SPIDER to make an image, the final result was the original sparkling wiggles image.

Later that night, A_RAPE_SPIDER decided that sparkling wiggles needed its own article on ED, but to make the article lulzy he would need to embed the video on the page, something glumbert.com did not allow. Enter janus zeal. Together A_RAPE_SPIDER and janus plotted to steal the lulz and host them on Youtube. This worked for a few days until the movie was deleted for violations. However, some one else had also hosted the video, and as of March 05, the video has 565,015 Views, 1565 Comments, and has been favorited 2211 times. It also has the following honors:

#6 - Most Viewed (All Time) - People & Blogs - All
#6 - Most Viewed (All Time) - People & Blogs - English
#44 - Top Rated (All Time) - People & Blogs - All
#37 - Top Rated (All Time) - People & Blogs - English
#19 - Most Discussed (All Time) - People & Blogs - All
#12 - Most Discussed (All Time) - People & Blogs - English
#5 - Top Favorites (All Time) - People & Blogs - All
#5 - Top Favorites (All Time) - People & Blogs - English

[edit] Link trails:

• 4143 clicks from Sparkling Wiggles
• 3166 clicks from Sparkling wiggle
• 2231 clicks from www.someplace.com
• 1646 clicks from the ED Main Page
• 1246 clicks from www.anotherplace.com
  • Almost over 9000 links from ED.
    

[edit] Views and Comments:

• March 8, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles Has over 2000 lulzy comments (can't wait for it to be over 9000).
• March 14th, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles cracks the 1 million views mark. Lulz are being produced at an exponential rate.
• April 2nd, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles has now received 2.5 million views. Lulz production: EPIC.
• April 9th, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles claims over 3 million views and has been favorited over 9000 times. Sparkling Wiggles is now LEGENDARY.

More proof that if its popular, Jewtube wont do anything about it, even if they deleted the exact same video in the past.
Sometime while ED was closed due to aids, Sparkling Wiggles was deleted from Jewtube. Too little, too late.

[edit] Fan Art

A RAPE SPIDER's original Sparkling Wiggle

Oh lawd! There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party...

GET A JOB, SPARKLING WIGGLES!

[edit] See Also

• Get A New Daddy

[edit] External Links

• Get a job sparkling wiggles
• Original source of this video can be found here
• Too many sparkling wiggles!
• sparkling wiggles respond