Ebonics
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Ebonics, better known as "nigger speak", is a language spoken by middle-class white boys, many of them 13 year old boys, in an effort to convince others that they are not middle-class white boys. They are said to have been infected by The Black.
The Ebonics language is taught as part of the curriculum, as a foreign language, in California schools.
Although its origins are uncertain, there is scientific evidence from the future that Ebonics really comes from people trying to speak English with a French accent, but only funnier and cooler (in their minds, which still belong to the Matrix).
[edit] E-bonics
A variation of the above in which is combined with leetspeak to even worse effect. This results in screen names like ThugL1f34Eva, B1tch514pp3r and Undaprivilegedminorit33.
[edit] Ebonics Translation
When Confronted After Stealing A Pair of Shoes
Standard: Excuse me, but I purchased these shoes at my local footwear retailer, and I'll thank you very much to keep quiet about how I obtained them.
Ebonics: CSSSH NIGGA I BOUGHT DEAZ MAD NICE SHOES!!
After Being Denied To Borrow Some Cash
Standard: You don't have it? Thanks anyway.
Ebonics: *BLAP BLAP*
When Threatened
Standard: You have better relax or I will be forced to defend myself
Ebonics: WUT DA FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?! *to fellow nigger in the background* DID YOU HURR WHA DAT NIGGA SAID TO ME? HE BETTER STEP BACK DAWG OR I'LL BUST A CAP IN HIS MOTHAFUCKIN AZZ!!
Other Translations:
Standard: Whatever.
Ebonics: PSSHHH
Standard: I find that girl very attractive, don't you think?
Ebonics: I WUNN GET DAT HOE U KNO WHAT IM SAYIN MUH NIGGA??!?!
Standard: Hello, friend!
Ebonics: WUZZZ GOOD, NIGGA?!
Standard: I think I will use my good credit for this loan.
Ebonics: NNUGA I NEED THEMS DUCKETS WATCHU MEENN "FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS?" YUALL RACISTS MOTHAFUCKS
[edit] Complete Lexicon
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