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Pretentiousness
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pretentiousness is the art of staring in the mirror and masturbating. Over the centuries, this practice developed as the Greek rhetorical tradition gradually merged with the up-and-coming gay pornographic industry prevalent in Normandy. As such, France is known to be extremely pretentious.
[edit] Top Ten Phrases of Highly Pretentious People
- Apocryphal
- selective memory
- logical fallacy
- New York City
- pretentious
- At least 100
- Wikipedia
- Radiohead
- In the ass
- Occam's Razor
- ????/PROFIT
[edit] Pretentiousness as a Trolling technique
Pretentiousness allows one to ignore any argument as irrelevent globbity gok the only gets in the way of the one, obvious truth known only to him. Any suggestions to the contrary are clearly combinations of logical fallacy and use of apocryphal sources. The second party is likely unable to get past his selective memory and see what is true and right. By Occam's Razor, the simplest solution is probably the right one, and the simplest solution is that I am always right. For instance, if you read Atlus Shrugged or The Fountainhead, you would know there is one objective truth. Why you cannot see that Radiohead is objectively the best band of the 90's is beyond me and I do not see why I should feel obliged to step down to your level to explain myself.
-R.F.V., New York City
