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[JOKE] How to Pick Up a Date
lasan - Mesg from <email> (dtnguyen)
A salesman for a new firm had a very bad week. Endless meetings in a
half-dozen cities, no sales. He was bummed and just wanted to relax
on his flight home from Kansas city. Luckily, it looked like he had
all three seats to himself in his row and he gratefully closed his eyes
awaiting take off.
At the last minute, another passenger plopped down beside him. "Great,
just great" he thought to himself. But then he opened his eyes and
looked to see an absolutely gorgeous woman, blonde, green eyes, maybe
5 foot 4 inch, nicely built, well groomed and well dressed. Hmm, he
thought, maybe my luck is going to change. She also still had a nametag
on from something. So he turned to her and said "Hi, Masra. Are you
traveling alone?"
She laughed and said "Oh, that's not my name. I was the keynote speaker
at a convention today and forgot to take the silly thing off. It stands
for Midewest American Sexual Response Association."
"Keynote huh? That sounds fascinating. What was your address on?"
"Well, I'm a licensed sex therapist and have been doing research on the
ability of the American male to please women.
I've discovered that there're three groups of Americans that really stand
out from the crowd as the best of all.
One group are the Jewish men because they seem to be able to really
communicate with women on a sexual level.
Another is the Native American, basically because as a group they are
so well built 'that way.'
The third is the men from down South because of their extraordinary
ability to keep it up a long time.
And by the way, my name is Wanda. What's yours?"
"Hi Wanda. I'm Tonto Weisenberg, but all my friends back in Alabama
called me, Bubba."
Have a :-) day,
DTN
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