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Re: [JOKE] How to Pick Up a Date
Got this one yet???
At 00:15 26/09/96 -0700, you wrote:
>lasan - Mesg from <email> (dtnguyen)
>
>A salesman for a new firm had a very bad week. Endless meetings in a
>half-dozen cities, no sales. He was bummed and just wanted to relax
>on his flight home from Kansas city. Luckily, it looked like he had
>all three seats to himself in his row and he gratefully closed his eyes
>awaiting take off.
>
>At the last minute, another passenger plopped down beside him. "Great,
>just great" he thought to himself. But then he opened his eyes and
>looked to see an absolutely gorgeous woman, blonde, green eyes, maybe
>5 foot 4 inch, nicely built, well groomed and well dressed. Hmm, he
>thought, maybe my luck is going to change. She also still had a nametag
>on from something. So he turned to her and said "Hi, Masra. Are you
>traveling alone?"
>
>She laughed and said "Oh, that's not my name. I was the keynote speaker
>at a convention today and forgot to take the silly thing off. It stands
>for Midewest American Sexual Response Association."
>
>"Keynote huh? That sounds fascinating. What was your address on?"
>
>"Well, I'm a licensed sex therapist and have been doing research on the
>ability of the American male to please women.
>
>I've discovered that there're three groups of Americans that really stand
>out from the crowd as the best of all.
>
>One group are the Jewish men because they seem to be able to really
>communicate with women on a sexual level.
>
>Another is the Native American, basically because as a group they are
>so well built 'that way.'
>
>The third is the men from down South because of their extraordinary
>ability to keep it up a long time.
>
>And by the way, my name is Wanda. What's yours?"
>
>"Hi Wanda. I'm Tonto Weisenberg, but all my friends back in Alabama
>called me, Bubba."
>
>
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