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Message 484095 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-28 09:17:09. Feedback: 0
Yay Lori!!!! That's so fab! I'm so jealous. Except for the calculus part. That is *all* you. Calculus made me cry on a regular basis. *shudder* Never, never again.

But yay for no more job! Where are you looking to intern?

-Linz
Message 484066 by Ruth J. Burroughs on 2006-04-27 21:41:07. Feedback: 0
Lucky girl:)

Have fun. I would love to have a summer off to write and research.

I hope you find a really interesting internship too:)

~ruthie~
Message 484065 by Lori White on 2006-04-27 21:37:42. Feedback: 0
Today was my last day of work! Yay!

Now I have about three weeks to salvage my calculus grade, and then spend the summer writing (and maybe with an internship, but haven't even gone to check that out yet).

law
Message 483768 by Lori White on 2006-04-22 12:11:09. Feedback: 0
Father's Day is coming up, John. Lucy must already be making plans.....
Message 483760 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-22 09:53:05. Feedback: 0
Maybe she'd courting the dog next door, bringing it prezzies.
Message 483751 by John Savage on 2006-04-22 08:02:02. Feedback: 0
It's not just cats. For Father's Day two years ago, Lucy the Wabbit Swayer brought a large—at least five pounds—dead rabbit to the back door and left it there. (Then she puked up the guts on the carpet, but that's another story.)

I fear that Lucy may have some cat in her ancestry somewhere. When she runs down rabbits and squirrels (so far, 19 rabbits and 5 squirrels), she plays with them by tossing them in the air, usually breaking their cute little necks. And when she's tired of them, she tosses them extra high… and they end up in the nasty neighbor's yard where her one-eyed pit bull (actually a fairly nice dog) will rip it to shreds.
Message 483743 by Lori White on 2006-04-21 23:48:08. Feedback: 0
Pretty cat! PBS had a hilarious show about show cats and their people. I think they're rerunning it early next week. I just might watch it again.

One more physics test down. I feel pretty good about this one--I seem to have an uncanny knack for writing down just the right things on my cheat sheet. I'd probably spent about half an hour on one problem, at least, when I checked the sheet again. "Adjust lambda for speed in material." That's all I needed. A bit more twiddling, and I had it.

:-)

law
Message 483731 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-21 20:09:24. Feedback: 0
Neibulung are germanic dwarves. Among other things, they made the "Ring of the Neibulungs".

However, Nebelung Cats are just another breed.

(you know I just had to do that first paragraph)
Message 483729 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-21 19:56:59. Feedback: 0
Er...what's a nebelung?
Message 483726 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-21 18:27:35. Feedback: 0
http://www.cafepress.com/worldscats

Just for fun. You'll be amused. If you really want cat stuff, you gotta go to my dog shop, unfortunately. Sigh. http://www.cafepress.com/worldsdogs
Message 483717 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-21 17:39:31. Feedback: 0
Lori - check your email please?
Message 483698 by Mystery Guest on 2006-04-21 12:50:10. Feedback: 0
Hairball hacking
Message 483695 by Mystery Guest on 2006-04-21 12:00:03. Feedback: 0
Wait? Aren't we forgetting a seminar on how to dispose of uneaten mouse parts with the maximum potential of being stepped on by bare-footed humans?

Justin
Message 483690 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-21 11:03:59. Feedback: 0
Ah, but WHERE? Across door-sills is a good place...across common human-paths in the house...I tell you, there's an ART!
Message 483680 by Lori White on 2006-04-21 09:03:15. Feedback: 0
Don't forget Furball Placement 101.

But the most important part of Be A Cat Day is laying around and SLEEPING.
Message 483675 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-21 08:03:24. Feedback: 0
And there will be music by Yowl and Scratch
Message 483667 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-21 06:58:28. Feedback: 0
Don't forget the popular Butt-Cleaning competition. Or the Stretching and Yawning Arts workshop. I think they're going to try to have a Choosing Which Garment to Shed Upon class, too.
Message 483643 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-20 16:11:27. Feedback: 0
Sunday April 30, 2006 is the first International Be A Cat Day.

There will be parades - if we can herd 'em.
Cat-nip pie booths along the route.
Cat-nap-off contests around the clock.
Message 483641 by Lori White on 2006-04-20 15:55:09. Feedback: 0
Heck, yes! Nag away!

I've been eyeing my furballs, all lounged about on different pieces of furniture, snoozing. Bums.

I want somebody to establish a Be A Cat Day.
Message 483640 by Ruth J. Burroughs on 2006-04-20 15:52:10. Feedback: 0
Does that mean we can't nag you about the novel?:(
Message 483626 by Lori White on 2006-04-20 12:59:53. Feedback: 0
Well, now, hold on--there's still a month of school left. And more school down the pike.

But no future job will detract that much from my life.

I Have Spoken.
Message 483623 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-20 12:48:27. Feedback: 0
Although *I* think if you sit your butt down in the chair every day and write - you're employed! Name it and claim it, honey!
Message 483620 by Bridget Coila on 2006-04-20 12:24:00. Feedback: 0
Cool Lori...welcome to the ranks of the "not-really-employed-but-I-write-so-does-that-count?"

B
Message 483581 by Ruth J. Burroughs on 2006-04-19 17:54:44. Feedback: 0
Now you'll be able to devote all that time to finishing the novel:) Keep us updated.
Message 483576 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-19 17:44:03. Feedback: 0
Congratulations.
Message 483571 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-19 16:36:38. Feedback: 0
Yay!!! Yay Lori!!! You go, girl. As in, um, leave. Phabuloush!

-Linz
Message 483567 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-19 15:46:18. Feedback: 0
I will cheer as soon as I get over this crippling spasm of jealousy...

Nah, I'm not jealous - you go, girl!! Yay you!
Message 483561 by Lori White on 2006-04-19 15:27:41. Feedback: 0
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It looks like next week is my last week of work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message 483373 by Lori White on 2006-04-15 16:51:48. Feedback: 0
Heck, I thought that was you, Bob.
Message 483372 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-15 16:25:42. Feedback: 0
Now THAT's the bossa nova.
Message 483366 by Mystery Guest on 2006-04-15 13:26:32. Feedback: 0
the possumbilities are endless
Message 483323 by Lori White on 2006-04-14 12:56:13. Feedback: 0
That's what imaginations are for.

:-)
Message 483305 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-13 22:04:10. Feedback: 0
Awe, but you coulda added more realism to a description of an alien corpse.... :)
Message 483278 by Lori White on 2006-04-13 12:01:08. Feedback: 0
I must admit that I am ideologically opposed to the Disney school of conservation (only the cute and fuzzy shall be protected) but I didn't go look at the dead possum in the driveway. It was not a sight I needed to see.
Message 483272 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-13 10:35:49. Feedback: 0
"Pavement Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Message 483250 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-13 04:58:37. Feedback: 0
No, they're not friendly, David, which could possibly speak to their intelligence, not making friends with people - we aren't too easy on the other species of this planet. But they're not mean and they're not nasty. They're just animals doing their best to fill their ecological niche, which is a damn site more than Homo sapiens is doing. We're trying *our* damndest to turn the whole planet into either concrete or human flesh.
Message 483240 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-12 22:45:25. Feedback: 0
My favorite possum likes grapes. My second favorite possum just died, but I know he didn't die in Lori's driveway.

Cannibals and Kings is probably a better book, Jay Arr.
Message 483234 by =David Leek on 2006-04-12 20:31:54. Feedback: 0
possums are mean, nasty, and not friendly. End of story. :D
Message 483227 by Mystery Guest on 2006-04-12 19:43:15. Feedback: 0
On the subject of stew, I've just been reading *Cannibals and Evil Cult Killers.* No author's name is given anywhere. After reading it, I think that was a wise decision on the part of the author(s). It's very poorly written. It's a Time-Warner book and, although it only came out recently, it was on the "cheap" table at Borders. That should have tipped me off.

--Jay Arr
Message 483224 by Lori White on 2006-04-12 19:00:41. Feedback: 0
Animal control came and got it before it could be turned into stew.

Well, darn.

:-)
Message 483214 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-12 18:13:44. Feedback: 0
Poor possums. I saw a young one dead on the highway this morning. I like possums. They're humble, and sweet (ifn you don't get too close.)
Message 483196 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-12 14:19:12. Feedback: 0
You can usually find recipes for possum in the cookbooks from teh 50s. Also anything in aspic. It's a little disturbing.

Possum in aspic, anyone?

Eeeewwwww.

-Linz
Message 483195 by Lori White on 2006-04-12 13:21:38. Feedback: 0
Oh, no. I'm obnoxious. :-)

Our neighbor just dropped by to inform us that we have a dead possum on our driveway. Yum! Possum stew, anyone?

Message 483181 by Roach (Raechel Henderson) on 2006-04-12 10:41:40. Feedback: 0
You aren't obnoxious at all. I'm impressed with all the stuff you're studying. Anything to do with math is nigh impossible for me. So congrats on getting your homework done!
Message 483180 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-12 10:41:08. Feedback: 0
That's why we love you!

Seriously, good for you. I bow to your fabulous intellect.

-Linz
(ok, I don't do serious that well...)
Message 483178 by Lori White on 2006-04-12 10:39:29. Feedback: 0
Yeah, I know. I'm pretty obnoxious, aren't I?
Message 483177 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-12 09:12:16. Feedback: 0
Well, egoboo to you.
Message 483158 by Lori White on 2006-04-12 01:43:53. Feedback: 0
I would like to post this in Good News for the Ego Shelf but it doesn't really fit....

Just finished about seven hours worth of homework for the relativity chapter. Some hard grind, some inspired guesswork, some research on the web, some stuff I never did figure out but just wussed out and checked the answer.

This stuff is nasty hard.

law
Message 483079 by Lori White on 2006-04-10 21:50:33. Feedback: 0
Hi, Larval Derfle!

The roots done been rootered, MG, thank you kindly. No clean out--they had to go in through the roof. Quite the operation, as Gary described it. How many roots can a rotor route when the roto-rooter roots?

Or something like that.....

I read an entire issue of F&SF.; You know how long it's been since I read an entire issue of F&SF;?



Message 483078 by Mystery Guest on 2006-04-10 21:05:14. Feedback: 0
how is your plumbing doing?
are you in a house or apt?
Do you have septic or sewer?
if your toilet is backing up into your tub, that is a main line clog.
Do you have children who would drop toys in the "toy"let?
Could be roots too. (Don't blame Alex Haley)
Do you have a 4" clean out outside of your bathroom?
If so, unscrew it, flush again and see if nasty stuff come out of it. That is your main line.
Some chemicals can eat ABS plastic that sewage pipes are made of. Beware of "goo".
Sincerely,
Excited by Excrement
:)
Message 483071 by =David Leek on 2006-04-10 20:00:17. Feedback: 0
Hi!

Darvel Larkel
Message 483066 by Mystery Guest on 2006-04-10 19:36:24. Feedback: 0
HI!
Ferd Berfel (Berfle?)
Message 483052 by Lori White on 2006-04-10 14:41:46. Feedback: 0
Hey, love. You sparkle, I'll farkle.
Message 483048 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-10 11:10:24. Feedback: 0
HI!

-Sparkle Farkle
Message 482994 by Vampiric_Conure on 2006-04-09 14:01:12. Feedback: 0
EWWW@ homework. The good thing about going to art class is that you can leave your work at school and come back the next day ^.^ .
Message 482727 by Lori White on 2006-04-05 15:11:28. Feedback: 0
I *almost* made it. I was up doing homework. But I put off adjusting to daylight savings time for too long and ended up crashing with minutes to go.
Message 482709 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-05 13:06:24. Feedback: 0
I made it, but livejournal insisted on putting 00 seconds.
Message 482707 by Bridget Coila on 2006-04-05 12:30:35. Feedback: 0
I couldnt do it...passed out about midnight...my recent lack-of-good-sleep has taken its toll...

I'll probably just post at 1:02:03 04/05/06

I missed the 01...but conventionally 1 PM is "1" too...

B
Message 482683 by Terry Hickman on 2006-04-05 07:44:43. Feedback: 0
So did you succeed? I didn't even succeed in figuring out *which* night it was, I thought it was *tonight*...

Just take me by the hand and lead me to where I need to be, that's what works with me....drool...

So - whoever stayed up to live in that moment: How was it?
Message 482669 by Bridget Coila on 2006-04-04 22:15:34. Feedback: 0
OMG..thats soooo cool...now I wanna stay up too...and I wanna post in my Livejournal at exactly that time...

Message 482668 by Lori White on 2006-04-04 21:37:36. Feedback: 0
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............


(glub, glub, glub)

I have this persistant but not very sensible notion to stay up tonight until shortly after 1 am, when it will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06.

Message 482660 by Ruth J. Burroughs on 2006-04-04 18:47:10. Feedback: 0
Maybe they're alien seeds from a ship that's starting the first invasion and they caused the rain to come. Or you could always write about a ship's plumbing getting clogged with alien plants. Woo hoo...
Message 482659 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-04 18:42:45. Feedback: 0
I'd be happy to have the freaking rain go away too.

Rooting for roots sounds too much like fun to pay someone to do it for you, but of course it isn't.

I think we should all spend Thursday outside. It's supposed to be sunny Thursday. Please.
Message 482640 by Roach (Raechel Henderson) on 2006-04-04 16:19:32. Feedback: 0
Go, go, writer Lori!
Message 482636 by Lori White on 2006-04-04 15:51:20. Feedback: 0
Hah. I could lie and say I hate you, too, Rebekah.

:-)

Moi bored stiff at work.

Message 482634 by Rebekah Jensen on 2006-04-04 15:17:49. Feedback: 0
I generally enjoy rain, but I'm getting heartily sick of it too. Lucky that I'm going to Seattle next week to see sunshine. ;)
Message 482630 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-04 12:29:56. Feedback: 0
They rootered and found roots? How punny is that?

From what I know of roots in plumbing, which is to say not much, the little thing they send into the pipes cuts the roots off with its little blades and then, er, I don't know what happens after that. You could ask the roto guys. You could email This Old House and ask them. Sometimes it does seem as though the home improvment projects are more effort than they're worth, doesn't it?

-Linz
Message 482629 by Lori White on 2006-04-04 12:21:24. Feedback: 0
I would say I hate you but that would be a lie. :-)

Okay. We've been rootered. Apparently they pulled out a bunch of roots, but Gary didn't say anything about them saying, "Omigod, your pipes are full of holes!" so I don't know what to think. I don't know if there's any way that the rampant sewer work up the street could have resulted in roots clogging our pipes, but this certainly seems to have happened rather suddenly.

Who knows. I sometimes wonder if we should sell the dump to some sucker who has time and money to spend on it and buy ourselves a new place in a cheaper part of the world....

law

law
Message 482628 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-04 11:52:02. Feedback: 0
It's sunny here in Seattle today. How's that for irony? And other laundry items.

Of course, the weather could change any time. That's what being in the PNW means.

-Linz

PS our crabapple is blooming - bright pink flowers just starting to show. It's so cute!
Message 482627 by Lori White on 2006-04-04 11:26:12. Feedback: 0
Like I said, I'm getting soooo FREEEEKING tired of the rain--

Well, plumbing was *not* okay. Capitulated and called Roto-Rooter. We'll see what happens next. But I kinda wonder if it has something to do with the FREEEEEKING RAIN.

law
Message 482624 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-04 08:56:06. Feedback: 0
Yeah Scene! Yeah, she's near here.
Message 482623 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-04 08:37:58. Feedback: 0
Go Lori!
Message 482614 by Melissa Mead on 2006-04-04 03:20:11. Feedback: 0
That's great!
Message 482610 by Lori White on 2006-04-04 00:24:40. Feedback: 0
Yay! I wrote a scene!
Message 482579 by Lori White on 2006-04-03 13:35:38. Feedback: 0
Geeze louise, is she lives around here she must be flooded out by now. I am so freeking tired of this rain.

Plumbing is somewhat better. Vigorous plunging and application of plumbing goop seem to have helped. I think we'll have to be a bit more diligent about our preventative maintenance.

I'm using it as an excuse for a mental health day, though. Go me!
Message 482571 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-04-03 11:42:06. Feedback: 0
I've got a friend without plumbing problems. But the back wall of her house is set into a hill. It's leaking. So when it isn't plumbing, it's water anyway.
Message 482568 by Justin Stanchfield on 2006-04-03 11:09:33. Feedback: 0
Plumbing...
The horror. The horror...
Message 482562 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-04-03 09:46:12. Feedback: 0
I live in fear of plumbing problems. I hope yours are easily fixed.

-Linz
Message 482538 by Melissa Mead on 2006-04-03 03:30:36. Feedback: 0
Hope the plumbing's better!
Message 482531 by Lori White on 2006-04-03 00:46:12. Feedback: 0
Ah, old houses....

Today as we were doing laundry, as the washing machine drained the toilet and tub backed up.

Frank let us take a shower at his place. Frank is a prince among men.

The tub finally drained and Gary poured some gunk down it--we'll see what's what in the morning.

Just a few words on the story. I need to do more on it than an hour or so every Sunday night. Next week is Spring Break--we'll see what happens then. If I was good I'd get my lab reports done. Clear the decks, as it were.

law
Message 482461 by Lori White on 2006-04-01 11:05:37. Feedback: 0
Well said, MG. Slaps upside the haid like that are precisely what I need.

law
Message 482392 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-03-31 10:47:08. Feedback: 0
That gives me goosebumps - the bad kind.
Message 482350 by Mystery Guest on 2006-03-30 19:46:53. Feedback: 0
In order put things in perspective and truly understand what is important, try this:
Quit school & writing.
Take on another job to earn MORE $.
See if you are happier.
Message 482327 by Bridget Coila on 2006-03-30 12:55:33. Feedback: 0
Awww, Lori...now you know you're probably irreplaceable!

But I'm in agrement, too...you really need to follow your happiness right now, especially if Gary is fine with the one-paycheck lifestyle right now.


B
Message 482326 by Roach (Raechel Henderson) on 2006-03-30 12:51:00. Feedback: 0
Silly Lori, you're irreplaceable, so the answer is "never." :D
Message 482325 by Lori White on 2006-03-30 12:47:17. Feedback: 0
So the next question is how long will it take my manager to find someone to replace me?
Message 482290 by Lori White on 2006-03-29 14:55:06. Feedback: 0
Hey, folks, thanks. You guys da bomb. :-)

It shouldn't be a big deal, but it makes me *really, really* nervous not to have my own paycheck. I've just decided that next job (when and if) has to have more to do with the direction I want my life to go in, as opposed to being easy but really boring money. The money's okay, but the hours spent here are *gone.*

Besides, Gary's tired of me being really stressed out. I don't generally take it out on him, but I'm still not that fun to be around.

law
Message 482283 by Terry Hickman on 2006-03-29 13:02:08. Feedback: 0
Lucky you! Gary's tha bomb! Go for it! Yay Lori!
Message 482278 by Justin Stanchfield on 2006-03-29 12:24:46. Feedback: 0
I know it's a cliche, but follow your instincts. If your gut is telling you now is the time to quit, then now is the time to quit.
Message 482271 by Lindsey Johnson on 2006-03-29 10:25:52. Feedback: 0
I think it'll be so much better for you right now to follow what you really want to do - go to school and write. If Gary's doing ok, and the two of you don't need your input to keep things together, then I say go for it. Just think how much nicer it is not to have to get up to "Oh, crap, I have to go do *that* some more."

-Linz
Message 482228 by Roach (Raechel Henderson) on 2006-03-28 17:55:52. Feedback: 0
Lori, it's tough not earning your own paycheck, but if Gary's cool with covering things then go with happy over money right now.
Message 482226 by Lori White on 2006-03-28 17:34:20. Feedback: 0
Life is wonkers, but I'm going to do my bit to make it wonkers in a better way--for me, at least.

I'm going to quit my job again.

More time to study (and try to salvage my grade in math) and maybe some time to actually write--so the story I've been working on in two-hour chunks every other Sunday (maybe) might get done! It makes me nervous as heck not to have my own paycheck. Just help me, guys--remind me of what's important. Is it important to receive notice of that direct deposit every week but be miserable earning it, or is it more important to figure out how to be happy and maybe earn a living that way?

law

Gary says he'll cover stuff.
Message 481583 by Lori White on 2006-03-14 21:48:12. Feedback: 0
Hey, Bob, thanks!

Did you see the head about Klein bottle games? Exactly how *would* you play spin the Klein bottle?
Message 481579 by Robert Hole, Jr. on 2006-03-14 20:01:28. Feedback: 0
Math 'zines won't pay of course, but...

http://mathforum.org/electronic.newsletter/
Message 481571 by Mystery Guest on 2006-03-14 17:57:19. Feedback: 0
Not yet--

I was about to say my schedule is insane this semester, but I should do my looking while I'm bored senseless at work, no?

law
Message 481570 by Terry Hickman on 2006-03-14 17:43:37. Feedback: 0
Re: your story: have you checked out whether there are any newsletters or zines just for math-heads? Industry mags, like? Maybe they like math-related funsies.
Message 481566 by Lori White on 2006-03-14 16:42:39. Feedback: 0
Hey, Rebekah. Bill and Cindi are the folks I was supposed to go skiing with. :-(

I certainly *hope* you make it back in your Prius--

Roach, I'd be willing to give it a try. I just need the time to try to find one....
Message 481561 by Rebekah Jensen on 2006-03-14 15:26:59. Feedback: 0
Robert, I'm going to Tahoe this weekend! Think I'll be trapped? Bill Pierce and Cindi will also be up there. We're going to *YAY* pick up our new Prius! (Which, through a long series of circumstances, we're buying at a dealer in Tahoe.)
Message 481559 by Roach (Raechel Henderson) on 2006-03-14 15:18:19. Feedback: 0
Lori, have you thought about trying some math journal with the story? If it's a short, short and punny there might be someplace that would use it for filler.

Message 481557 by Lori White on 2006-03-14 15:05:55. Feedback: 0
Robert, good point. On the other hand...trapped in Tahoe...

Waah!!!!!!!!!!

Melissa, soon as I get home. At least it's short.

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