Computer Science III

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Adobe Mike Sandy CSIII, a collection of hacking utilities, was going to be released in 2007 as part of CS3. But then Mike Sandy hacked Adobe.

Faggot

Taking Computer Science III means that you are a 1337 h4xx0rz, among the likes of Mike Sandy, who almost shut down the ED server but only managed to slow it down, after SOMEHOW managing to find out the EncyclopediaDramatica.com IP address. By taking computer Science you officially become a Scientologist. To achieve a Level III in Scientology requires OVER 9000 IRL jew golds to achieve, and a lifetime experience of taking computer science since Last Thursday.

[edit] Faggotry

in response to being warned shit would go down on him

That is one kick ass cloaking device

Wow that was hard.

We dodged a bullet there.

Who's the h4x0r now?

Mike goes on his Scientologist Sunday jog

[edit] Timeline

Allow me to create a timeline to show you the significance Mike's accomplishment.

• CS I - Microsoft Office, Windows Help Screen, Start Menu, Copypasta

• CS II - HTML, BASIC, Rapping Freestyle

• CS III - 1337 h4xx0rz

• CS IV - Java, thetans

• CS V - Fortran, Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard

• CS VI - Lord Xenu

• CS VII - Tay Zonday

• CS VIII - Exploding vans

• CS IX - ????

• CS X - PROFIT!!!

As you can easily see, a Computer Science III Expert like Mike is SRS BUSINESS and, knows everything about teh internets (except Java, but who could possibly understand that, amirite) After attempting to hack ED, someone gave Mike his own IP address, and told him to start hacking it. As Mike kept getting booted off of AIM; he became increasingly frustrated. He retreated and began ferociously fapping to softcore pr0n on his IRL Tubes since his internets were broken.

[edit] Computer Science III: The Book

ED: selling you Scientology

Due the success of the Computer Science III hacking courses. A decision was made to put the book into print. You can purchase it here [1], here [2], here[3], or here for mega savings [4]. In all honesty tho, you get more hacker skills by putting your money here [5].

[edit] ZOMG HACKED!

Mike was so excited after he thought he hacked ED, he sent us this screenshot. Turns out his internets were just broken... again Fail
You can tell from the tabs in the screen that he was on http://www.brothersoft.com/downloads/website-hacking.html trying to find hacking software, and https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 trying to download firefox scripts, to zerg rush the server no doubt, what a lolcow

After being butthurt, Mike Sandy read up on CSIII and got 79/89 on his comp science test (whatever that means, I assume the 89 was after the SpEd curve). He then believed he hacked the shit out of Encyclopedia Dramatica. In truth, he wasn't getting the main page because his internets were broken. He was so proud of his achievements, though, that he sent us a lulzy screenshot through facebook, then later bitched that the site "sucked balls" so bad it wasn't worth hacking.

He got a 79/89 on his comp sci, he no longer needs to hack to prove his Scientology skillz.

$14.95?? thats outrageous. He didnt actually go through with blocking me either

he blocked me. Right after he got pwned one last time

[edit] YouTube Alert

Oh sweet Allah, too fucking perfect..

[edit] YouTube Response

This gave him the most butthurt and put him in his place.

Waddup my naem is Mike Siddy, Straight from the ghetto. spittin rhymes while I eat my red jello. Easiest class ever is English 10. Just as easy as lifting a hen. So for my English midterm, you gotta study real hard. But, we know that the midterms are just full of lard. Studying the vocabulary can get really tough. You gotta make all the flash cards to get, prevent that all from being rough. Macbeth was the thane, was actin real plain. And he gated Duncan to get the reign. And the Macb And the Macbeth Died. Cause he got fried. McDuff Kick his butt, MacBeth got gut. Study for your test, they're the best. It takes some time. but its just like spitting these rhymes.

[edit] Mike Sandy = No Friends

"Our Mike" feeling the impending lulz, created an account on facebook to look exactly like ghey Mikes. This was initially done to get moar pixpls, but because Mike has a bunch of dumbass friends (and theres not many to begin with), they all (and then some) added Our Mike to their friends list. After 48 hours, Our Mike had moar facebook friends then real mike. butthurt? I think so. And to make matters worse, real Mike reported the account for TOS violation at least 100 times. But noone cares about him.

Our Mike 99 Winnar

Gay Mike 79 Luser

!VICTORY!

[edit] Pix

With Computer Science III Motherfucker!	"I know what I'm Talking about"	Be on the lookout for h4x0rz men!	Mike during the off season
Full-length feature film based off the exploits of Mike Sandy. To be released Fall '07	The Return of Mike Sandy!	Sandy decides to re-take Computer science III in the hopes he will learn some 1337 skills!	memorial site poon'd

[edit] See Also

• Nigger
• Computer Science
• GNAA

[edit] External Links

Mike Sandy cheats death with the power of CSIII
Mike Sandy, a gay nigger... his family took him off life support, and he died.
Follow-up to Mike Sandy death. HAWT gaynigger-on-gaynigger violence!! LAWL
ZOMG!!! Mike Sandy said ASS in skool! LOLROFLMAOLOL gay Gangbang at the end!
Overburn brings it to Mike Sandy. Sandy also claims that his school district implemented a ban on freestyling in school because he was so butthurt.