13-year-old boy

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What typical 13-year-old boys do.
What typical 13-year-old boys do.
An artist's depiction of a 13-year-old boy. It's actually quite accurate.
An artist's depiction of a 13-year-old boy. It's actually quite accurate.

Also known as shota. Much like 16-year-old girls, 13-year-old boys can be found all over AIM, the AOL instant messaging program, or, in a less popular but more concentrated population, on BYOND. They are easily recognized as they lack an Adam's apple, and if you're a pedo, their lack of pubic hair, undropped balls, and microscopic penises. They make easy targets for drama baiting as their slavering worship of known fucktards Adam Sandler, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Insane Clown Posse, Linkin Park, and Tony Hawk has recently reached a fever pitch. Many times they are found in str8, chat rooms lying about their age (preferring to be 18 year old boys), or in gay chat rooms (most likely they are 60-year-old (male) camwhores who like to chat with 13-year-old boys). The typical 13-year-old boy also spends most of his free time reading Cyanide & Happiness comics when hunting for more pictures to shove into his forum signature, which is to be expected considering they don't even understand most of the jokes used in C&H. When not online, 13-year-old boys can be found playing Candyland, XBox Live, and Yu-Gi-Oh (lol wut?(i think you mean lol wut, not lol wut?) Children can't play a children's card game), as well as masturbating furiously to pr0n, or trying to date as many girls as possible, generating lulz.

They also, like 16-year-old girls are very advanced at statistics. 92% of teenagers would cry if they were called a freak and have "moved on" from rock to rap. It is unclear whether this 92% are the same for each question polled. In fact, there is no record of any actual poll having taken place, but a million MySpace users putting this in their info can't be wrong.

While they are not as annoying as 16-year-old girls they tend to have very bad spelling skills and like to say koo a lot. They also enjoy cussing a lot because it's koo and teh fucking shit beyotch LOLLZ OMFG!111. Beware that many of these 13-year-old boys are really FBI agents trying to entrap innocent members of NAMBLA, who are just upstanding citizens out for a good time, as they say. 13-year-old boys make up about .123456789% of the total teen population. Due to their rarity, a repopulation program is underway and you probably want to breed with them, you sick fuck.

13 year old boys are total fuck tards who act gay and when I say gay, I mean GAY!!!!!! Like this one boy told this other boy to fuck his ass and then they started dry humping and then all their friends started laughing like they were the kewlest thing since the Nebraska Safe Haven Law. 13 year old boys should die!!!! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. That is, ironically, how the typical 13-year-old boy types.

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Charming Naïveté

Every 13-year-old boy's dream
Every 13-year-old boy's dream
BEST THINGS EVAR!!1
BEST THINGS EVAR!!1

13-year-old boys are easy as hell to manipulate via the internets because of their trust of anyone they believe to be in authority and predominantly remorseful nature once confronted with objections to whatever it is they're doing at the time. There are many ways to go about wrangling a 13-year-old boy, such as offers of candy or threatening to have them banned from their favorite Pokémon forum. Use your newfound control for having them star in your latest YouTube submission or enacting lulz-ridden revenge.

Quotes by 13-year-old boys

 
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This is when a woman performs oral sex to a man by putting her lips on his dick and sucks it hard and deep. This is for the mans to enjoyment and for the woman to give out of generously, curiously, or just plain loving to give blowjobs. Then after she performs this she can either swallow the cum or spit it out. I think swallowing is one of the sexiest things a woman can do so ladies SWALLOW ON and SUCK HARD.
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—urbandictionary

 
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A7x Is dA HeAvIeSt bAnD EvAh !!!
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—Typical maggot

 
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dont diss Trivium, theyre bad ass grow up, youre just a kid who cant beat an emo
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—A 22-year-old kid? Wrong answer son

 
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I hope you burn in HELL!!1!!!11!!
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—Typical 13-year-old boy.

I have a Command Prompt and I know how to use it

Due to numerous videos on the Jewtube, many 13-year-old boys now have mad hacking skillz, yo! They can do shit-chill things with the Command Prompt such as change passwords EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE ADMIN PRIVILEGES!!!11 (lol, just take away background admin), play MUDs, create a fork bomb in Notepad, and this:

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Ambitions

Thank you, internets.
Thank you, internets.
HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!
HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!

The Very Best of 13-year-old boys

Notable 13-year-old boys

A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
Typical Down-Sydrome-diagnosed 13-year-old boy.
Typical Down-Sydrome-diagnosed 13-year-old boy.

Gallery

It is not uncommon for 13-year-old boys to go their entire career as a 13-year-old without a single haircut. Or shower, for that matter.

Typical 10-year-old trying to be a typical 13-year-old trying to be cool.

The face of a 13-year-old boy. Gives the douche chills that's for sure.

Quick, get the condoms.

The average 13 year old boy.

Hey, it's that kid from 2 and a half men.

Epic Fail. That's my sister, she on the bed.

This is why we can't have nice things

Fun Facts

  • 13-year-old boys don't have to be 13. They can be 10 to 15 to 16. They can even go as far as 18. As they say, the younger the better.
  • Don't bother pwning a 13-year-old boy; he will say "Your Mom", resulting in EPIC WIN...
  • It is totally legal to rape a 13-year-old boy, as long as you do it with a condom and don't get caught.
  • Every single 13 year old boy must beg to get his way.
  • Every 13 year old boy kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
  • Every 13-year-old boy must bot to win PC games.
  • Every 13-year-old boy has to read every single Harry Potter book.
  • Every 13 year old boy will annoy the shit out of you no matter how or where.
  • To humiliate a 13-year-old boy, just mention to him that the average penis size is 5.75 inches, then mention that at his age you were 10". Watch the tears flow.

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