2007

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2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year.

Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions to animals, children, and even cartoon mice. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries.

Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates.

Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.

2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.

A list of teh events of 2007:

Contents

[edit] January

Andrew Erickson
Andrew Erickson
Possibly the least popular book in the successful children's series.
DMCA Sent. Article taken down. Committed Perjury. Fails at frivolous litigation; article rises from the dead like some
kinda...OMGZ!!!...it's Jesus...get in the car!!!
He also informed us of the greatest sport known to man, Aerial Wolf Hunting.
Got raped a bunch and drew some shitty shit.
Hey it's preteens threatening suicide on the internet I wonder if they actually did it??
Who fucking cares really?
He also punched some kid using google image search.
Before you jump on them, remember that the CNN Fact Checker is a small dog.
lol, knuffy.
Lulz ensued.
Concerning Meth and Girlvinyl
President Demeter starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors

[edit] February

It was Renzo, lol.
It was Renzo, lol.
Tears carve tracks down cheeto-dust encrusted faces.
Internet shits itself with joy.
She wanted to be with her son. In the ground.
I'm not a crazy, that's what's so insane about this. Also my family hates me.
The name may have been a hint.
Drama over a wiki full of faggy theories about the show where nothing happens. Primarily Wattage involved.
  • Main page redesigned by Blu Aardvark
It sure is as sweet as the dickens.
Defectors include Violetkitty411, Argent009 and CircaRigel. Renetto calls them all traitors.
Is nominated for many academy awards, including Best Use of Clothing Descriptions, and Best Rape of Copyrighted Character.
Not an actual realm, just some fag.
Don't help me, I'm not worth it ._.
Because bringing that site down is super hard.
CircaRigel gets pwned. Irish282 gets pwned later.

[edit] March

Ray Jones, one of the lulziest articles you'll see
Ray Jones, one of the lulziest articles you'll see
EPIC.WIN. that.is.all.
Andrea Robinette Hostage Drama
Batteries Included.
claims not to be retarded, but rather resmarted.
  • Essjay is exposed as a fraud.
People lying about their qualifications on Wikipedia? Who would have thought!?
This was a fruitful use of time and effort.
THE END TIMES ARE NEAR.
She can't go outside guys because of a bad photoshop on some slap-fight of a blog. We need a code of conduct. To not blog ever again.
  • Kenneth Eng writes a racist column about niggers, is pwnt by everyone.
By logic dragons sho- DRAGONS DRAGONS.
  • Max day occurs for the first time.
Weev and drugs- The Winning Combination
Bloggers, heh.
I don't know how posting pictures of you blowing your dog on the internet could backfire, but it did.
In our hearts, don't we all just want to bang a tiny anthropomorphic mouse?
You're a fucking racist if you laugh at this.
Suicide by arrows, death in style. Also furfag drama.

[edit] April

Chocolate Rain society comes crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain society comes crashing through your veins
High Score in pwnage.
Billy No Mates becomes an hero. The little dickhead.
Some stay dry and others kill the meme. Tay Zonday left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
Buddy meme of Virginia Tech after a nigra decides he can take down a major website after taking a college course.
Who knew morbid obesity could be so hot?
Faggoty freeloading furry,
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BUDDY YOU CAN BANK ON THAT!
He crossed the line when he drew mudkip like that.
Oh dear lawd plagarism on the internet!]
Even Family Gay gets in on it.

[edit] May

ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching pigslop get ruined.
ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching pigslop get ruined.
Many lulz are aborted.
Disgusting perverts think they have power and rights on the internet. PROTIP: They don't.
The cinematic event of the century.
THE DEATH OF PIGSLOP WAS AN INSIDE JOB

[edit] June

Tyler Dumstorf bags a couple
Tyler Dumstorf bags a couple
  • 7chan is shut down for a very long time (read: forever) due to party van.
The internet may never recover from this terrible loss.
Just click the fucking link you don't need a summary.
If only it could be lost again.
Your fate.
:D
Spoilers: He's an idiot.
My heart goes out to the family, and I hope the body is found soon. Also the parents did it.
Republicans are never gay ever. They are family men with good Christian values. So shut up, you fucking communist.
NEUGH BLUEHG GHUG SONIC AND FURRIES AND PEOPLE WITH NO SOCIAL LIVES IT'S ALL SHIT JUST SHIT SHIT SHIT.
Ultimadum Deceleration. Furries rally around this illiterate spokesman.
Prodigous pie consumption. The additional drama should be pretty much implied by now.
Loud fatass with a shitty beard and hair on the internet does not like religion. Nobody saw this coming.
We all are mistakes, Tyler was just a big and worse one.
Guys stop saying that he didn't do roids nobody in wrestling does roids.

[edit] July

They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...
They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...
Gets taken down for hosting 7chan's /b/ section with rumored child porn.
FACEPAWS
Casts a hex on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tipped off by Alex Wuori, depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast, spawning countless new memes.
Kan speel gud.
Last book comes out, spoiled for everyone weeks in advance.
Inflation furry art. Nuff said.
Furries producing something vaguely funny, clearly we have entered the twilight zone.
Exercises all her clothes off as the internet watches.
Fucks a fatty.
BARBARIC!!!
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Her defense of the emo movement becomes one of the biggest lulz storms.

[edit] August

Oh come on everyone on the internets lol'd at this one.
Oh come on everyone on the internets lol'd at this one.
2007's Funnelgirl
Tranny sends DMCA, DMCA challenged, lulz restored.
Hillbilly ghostbuster turns out to be internet tough guy.
Gets shut down
When he feels like masturbating it all goes out the window.
The mega-weeaboo gets e-raped.
Gets pwned by ED..again
Insane pedo cloud fangirl.
Bridge collapse phobia sweeps America! 13 people die nevar 4get this horrible tragedy.
Failed suicide attempt.
is crazy.
Defies stereotypes and institutional racism and becomes a creepy and awkward as her white peers.
A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[edit] September

KCFireplug on Colbert Report
KCFireplug on Colbert Report
  • Anonymous threatens to blow up school on September 11th.
Pictures of bomb accompanied by identifying EXIF data. Way to go hoss.
Inadvertently launches career of Chris Crocker, an attention-whore trap.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
For once cries of gay rape in the locker room turn out to be true. Hahaha, fags.
Turns out some fat guy is a dick in relationships. The twist? He's gay.
Arguably the high point of the event was when ajt relayed Mori's message of "It's zippocat bitches" to the people of lulzcon.
Chick from High School Homosexual appears naked in pics. Internet wanks.

[edit] October

forcandchris@hotmail.com says: andsleep together every night serious says: if we sleep that is ;) forcandchris@hotmail.com says: true forcandchris@hotmail.com says: cause we would have sex every night
forcandchris@hotmail.com says: andsleep together every night
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)
forcandchris@hotmail.com says: true
forcandchris@hotmail.com says: cause we would have sex every night
Butthurt teenage emo bitch thinks she is hotter and thinner than she is.
4chan steps out for soup. Comes back. Like Jesus but with more CP.
Pedophilia, eh?
Autism once again succeeds in providing us with lulz.
Furries possibly used because Popular Hackers on Steroids have so much furry porn on their sites.
BUMPER PEDO CROP THIS MONTH
  • Dumbledore's gay
Dumb Christian parents now over 50% more concerned.
No one died so he became An Hero. Wai 2 Go!
Wants you in the Ernest Peters army!
Fuck these fucking tiny bitch-ass faggots in their goddamn shitting asses. FUCK. haha i am so witty get it they dont like cussing.
Furry drama who fucking cares fuck them.
Causes some stupid fucking shit.
If you are going to commit hella crimes at least learn to use photoshop you kiddy-fiddling fuck.
Fortunately does not become Yiri Schiavo.

[edit] November

Megan Meier's parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.
Megan Meier's parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.
Surprisingly there are fat single mothers on the internet who draw bad porn and have easily hurt feelings.
Squeak Squeak Yiff!
Gamestop raid.
Evel Knievel, Hawthorne Heights, Quiet Riot.
It's nevar lupus. Except that one time.
Banhammered on YouTube
Fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game, internets come together to mourn their loss. NEVER FORGET 8.8
Drug explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
was quite rude.
Story breaks. Josh Evans a Joseph Evers pseudonym? Also, the world is reminded once more that bulling is rabbit.
dies, OldDirtyBtard emos :(
The Finnisher ends up with a better kill ratio than The Blzn Azn.
You must be faggin if yo pants be saggin'.
Fanbois everywhere bawww.
OH GOD KNITTING ;____________;

[edit] December

Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.
Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.
Angry /b/tard sticks it to the black man by stealing a bust of MLK from the library.
You know you love it.
The good, the bad, and the ugly rolled up into one.
LOL, simply LOL. Thank you IVG!
Basically a video on basically rants.
celebrates its third birthday.
Don't be evil.
FUCK YOU IM A LYCAN
Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?
Like ashi_moto's omghai2furries journal when it got ripped off by some furry saying omghai2trolls, but somehow even more fail.
Female furry. Lies.
"I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOIELET THING EITHER!"
Need to rub one out but can't alt tab fast enough? This is for you!
OMFG RUSSIANS!!!
Græt Justice in action.
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