Wigger
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Not to be confused with the Whitest Kids U'Know.
Wiggers are white people who think they are gangstas. The word is a fusion of "white" (some say wannabe) and "nigger". They all need to be fucking shot. Srsly.
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[edit] History
Wiggers are sometimes incorrectly referred to as "chavs" (who are British lworking class whites who for all intents and purposes are niggy). They are what you get when you travel back in time about five years to retrieve what was barely cool about hip hop even then, clad it with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt from the JC Penney clearance rack, give it the keys to Mom's car, and send it to the local strip mall to mean-mug everybody while blasting commercials from the local hip-hop station on 6 x 9 factory speakers. You may also grow a chinstrap for extra bonus points.
The evolution of a wigger always has roots in some other attention-whoring, insecure, facade such as goth, punk, or just plain ol' basement-dweller. Typically, the helpless dickwad was forcibly ejected from one of these fag cultures and spent some time floundering in limbo (emo) before developing a powerful sexual attraction to Eminem. After a dark night of the soul spent throwing himself around his bedroom with a blacklight on while pining for Marshall Mathers' scrotum, he emerges reborn, wearing Dad's oversized Lee jeans, a gold-plated chain (worn outside the shirt, of course) and a desperate need to ingest loads upon loads of black cock... I mean, culture. In other words, wiggers are a natural evolution of a basement-dweller which has acquired a friend at best, or an understanding of gay fucktardery at worst. Much like the evolution of a Pikachu into a new member of Radiohead. Either that, or else a /b/tard nigger who has lost his way on the internets enroute to Habbo Hotel somehow. LOL.
Anyways, after that, it's awn, yo. The wiggerling proceeds to limp around the neighborhood as if this laughable farce has been his persona all along. Any critics get shouted down for being playa hatas. Persistent critics are threatened with pellet gun drive-bys or other frightening forms of impotent retaliation.
Wiggerdom, per se, is a tabula rasa. After the initial process of hatchery, the wiggerling can wander into several different potential subcategories, depending on what was playing on TRL during the imprinting stage.
[edit] Wigger Rhyme
Look at this wigga! Trying to act nigga! But he ain't black! He's just whack!
[edit] The saddest, most pathetic goddamn spectacle in the world
The saddest, most pathetic goddamn spectacle in the world is having to witness a wigger who has decided to continue his wiggerdom after the first cock in the arse from another wigger. What was once potentially cute and harmless has now progressed into fully-fledged morbid self-delusion. These aging degenerates can often be found hanging around the parking lot of my condominium complex, leaning against their fat girlfriend's car, and narrating the same fight stories to the same 15 year old wiggerlings who look on in wide-eyed admiration at this pot-bellied O.G. poseur as if he were Robert Van Fucking Winkle himself. If you see one of these shameless failures boorishly limping around your neighborhood, the best course of action is to leave a trail of Black and Milds leading to a nearby sewer grate. Hopefully, the wigger will hear the running water and decide immediately to slide through the grate (most wiggers are scrawny) and drown himself in runoff.
Never have a daughter. She will date a wigger.
[edit] Famous Wiggers
- Michael Jackson
- Justin Timberlake
- Michael Rappaport
- Fred Durst
- Members of The Insane Clown Posse
- Aaron Carter and his fat alcoholic fag of a brother
- Theo Huxtable
- Vanilla Ice (Robert Van Winkle)
- Elvis
- Mr Timothy Westwood
- Kanye West
- Eminem (Marshall Mathers) (no just white trash you just don't kno)
- K-Fed (Kevin Federline)
- John Cena
- Tyco(s)
- Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
- The Beastie Boys
- Obama
[edit] YouTube Wiggers
- Pigslop DJ James Mr. Ketamine "Sup Football #1 lil smokey"
- ChangeDaChannel
- GangstaElijah
- DiGiTiLsOuL
- Seth Dub
- Chadwardenn
[edit] Who becomes a wigger?
- Retards
- Faggots
- Gaylords
- Homos
- Shit-for-brains
- Gizmopping fuckwads
- Cumguzzling dicktards
- Senators' kids
- Chavs
- Garry Coleman
- Jesus
- Fall Out Boy members
- Michael Jackson
- People that hang out in the "DEATH METAL CLUB" channel on soulseek
- Black kids who grew up in the suburbs (Kanye West).
- Bryan Harry
- Any black child from the United Kingdom
[edit] What happens when you confront a wigger?
Anyone who confronts a wigger is a racist bastard who doesn't understand the black culture. He is an ignorant faggot and should get his punk-ass beat down while visiting the ghetto. Such truths were eloquently explained by D-LOCC reppin dat STARR SET (Warning: Myspace user that does not understand the concept of "bandwidth." Proceed with caution and at least a T3 connection and two dual core processors.) To quote him:
ahahahaahah a stupid ignorant piece of shit like your self down talking me, ahahaha i aint a wigger kid a wigger is a white person who in there own mind believes there black, see i have a back round with the streets u bitch, crenshaw, check up on it, ask around about it it aint to be fucked wit it's the hood, it';s the ghetto, so u know what i got my alibi u bitch, so b 4 u come at me like you know whats up, may b u should refrain chill back and learn sum thing u punk ass bitch
Remember, kids, all gangstas have a myspace. On it, they post gang-related bulletins, and post drive-by comments. Don't join myspace until you can handle the streets.
[edit] Wiggerness
- Wiggers cause everyone's life to become a total living hell.
- Wiggers constantly fail in life and school because they're too 'cool' to stop thinking of whores.
- God hates wiggers more than fags.
- Wiggers waste all the weed taking pussy hits and not knowing how to rull a blunt.
- Wiggers try proving they're black by killing and frying their own chicken.
- Wiggers make white people in the hood die a little on the inside.
[edit] Variations
- Spiggers (Hispanic wannabees)
- Chiggers (Azn wannabees) -DANGER: This MySpace will make you blind.
- Wapanese (Japanese wannabees. Also known as Weeaboos)
- Columbiggers (Columbian wannabee, a branch off of the Spigger)
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[edit] See also:
- Eminem No just white trash
- Lady Sovereign No just British
- Beastie Boys teh jews
- Insane Clown Posse Fags
- Chavs As explained above not wiggers.
- Tom Green
- Average Homeboy
- otherkin
- Icy Hot Stuntaz
- GangstaElijah
- Ali b
- Da Myspace Niggaz
- Tyco
[edit] Typical Wiggers
[edit] Links
- The wigger plague has spread to Québec.
- Hot wigger porn only a click away!
- Typical wigger myspace Notice the apparent love for the 'crips' despite listing a bloods affiliated rapper as his sole hero which shows their lack of knowledge of anything hip-hop aside from MTV
- Typical Midwest wigger myspace Notice the sloping forehead and primitive jaw. But be careful, he's affiliated.
- SUPPORT THE ANTI-WIGGER COALITION
- This guy thinks he's black
- This wigger thinks he's a nigger! Can you say visit???
- Not much to say here.
- MLK Party
- This wigger is a female, and retarded! Troll the 16 year old girl.
- This wigger is just stupid.. Troll the Fag
Here is a perfect example of fucktarded wiggers |
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"affiliated" or, Fat Jack Bauer. |
"SICC MADE" or, retarded Midwest Wigger. |
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