Marilyn Manson

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Marilyn Manson

Attention whore and IRL troll who didn't start anything, didn't finish anything, suffers from Inconsistent Personality Disorder and hasn't said anything new in at least 100 years. People are offended by him for no reason in particular and parents like to blame him for their childrens' problems. Like his compatriots, Korn, Tori Amos, and Otep, Manson uses his supposed childhood molestation as justification for being a fucktarded prick. Also, he caused Columbine.

1 Name
2 The Band
3 Ex band members
- 3.1 Music Video's
- 3.2 See Also

[edit] Name

Marilyn Manson's real name is Brian Hugh Warner (lol). His stage name is a combination of Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson's names, as they are supposed to represent sex and power (lol). However, despite his pretentious name he has failed to attain either of these things. OMFGZ he has anal sex with budgies and eats cows with baby cum all over them.

[edit] The Band

Onstage Faggotry

Contrary to popular belief, Marilyn Manson is actually a band that named itself after the lead singer, much like Alice Cooper did. There are members other than Brian Warner; in fact, there are quite a few of them. Rumor has it that Mr. Manson suppresses knowledge of their existence because his former and current band mates don't resemble Wicked Witch of the West Margaret Hamilton once they scrub the twenty layers of pancake makeup off their faces.

Because of his smoldering jealousy, Manson enjoys firing his band members right and left for whatever reason (or no reason at all), depending on the mood he's in at the time.

Rumor, or fact has it that his bassist (Twiggy Ramirez) also serves as Manson's boy toy for night-long anal feasts.

[edit] Ex band members

He got the record deal didn't he- dark as the fucking night he did

The new prince of darkness

How anyone knows anyone else in the band besides Manson is beyond me but lets give a twirl.

Daisy "Scott Putesky" Berkowitz - Original guitarist and co-founder. After being fired/leaving in '96 for refusing to lick Manson's shoes every time he demanded it, Berkowitz placed a curse (just like Babe Ruth!) on his former friend to record only one more decent album and then marry a Kraut she-demon. Nowadays, Berkowitz and Manson still hate each other with a ferocity commonly not seen outside of rap. Hopefully, Berkowitz will do us all a favor someday and off The Man before he can inflict another horrendous album on our eardrums.
The Drum Machine - Easily the most talented, best looking and least annoying member of the band, he came to a tragic end when he was eaten by a starving Olivia Newton-Bundy.
Gidget "Brad Stewart" Gein - Prettyboy second bassist, he was fired in '93 allegedly for being a heroin addict and threatening Manson's status as the biggest junkie loser in the band. In reality, it was because Gidget told Manson he was leaving him for a bunny breeder. Currently a necrophile living in California.
Ginger "Kenny Wilson" Fish - Second drummer who has yet to be (officially) fired. Like all of the other guitarists and drummers, Ginger's primary purpose in the band is to serve as Manson's punching bag. Likely to get his ass booted in the near-future for being smarter than The Man.
John "John Lowery" 5 - Third guitarist who was fired for not being enough of a sick fuck. Now makes annoying instrumental albums.
Madonna "Stephen Bier" Wayne Gacy - Second keyboardist, cokehead, descendant of Fu Manchu, and longest lasting member of the band because of his skills in the time-honored art of asskissing. Nicknamed Pogo because he likes dressing up as a clown and shoving pogo sticks up Manson's ass during their BDSM sessions. Claims to be a kabbalist and atheist. Pointing out that's as big an oxymoron as 'compassionate conservative' is not recommended.
Olivia "Brian Tutunick" Newton-Bundy - Original bassist and token oinker. Fired for eating the drum machine.
Sara Lee "Fred Streithorst" Lucas - Original drummer who was fired for not thinking that being set on fire was an lol moment.
Tim Skold - Current bassist and only member without a pseudonym, Skold was formerly in other shitty band KMFDM, but left because even KMFDM fans hated him (you can't get much lower than that) for fagging up their music. He has a nervous condition that makes his hands shake constantly, so consequently, he is unable to put on lipstick without smearing it.
Twiggy "Jeordie White" Ramirez - Third bassist, long-time minion, and ex-gay lover of Manson, he was thrown out in 2002 when, according to a reliable source, Manson decided he didn't want any remotely talented musicians to produce his albums anymore. Ramirez is now NIN's new bassist. This is probably because he and Trent Reznor have a lot to talk about, since they both took it in the ass from Manson. 16 year old girls dig him even though he had the bad taste to fuck Courtney Love and anything else with a Hole (pun intended.) He is also the only male kinder "gawffic" whore, stolen by his ex girlfriend Jessicka Fodera.
Zim "Michael Linton" Zum - Second guitarist and transsexual. Fired because 16 year old girls loved him and he questioned The Man's authority one time too many.
ZsaZsa "Perry Pandrea" Speck - Original keyboardist and Madonna Wayne Gacy's really evil, monomaniacal clone. Currently, he is the dictator of a small South American country. Rumors that he is married to the former Olivia Newton-Bundy have proven inconlusive.
Future "Michael J." Fox - See Tim Skold, but because of Parkinsons.
Chin-chan - Manson's child and former lead chin drummer. Had to retire when her chin became drummed out.
Sheep - No seriously, have you heard the vocals on Antichrist Superstar?

==Current Works== Also does modeling photos for Calvin Klein and sites on teh internets. Manson also is peddling drugs and alcohol now, as his "official absinthe" is now for sale. Everyone knows Absinthe tastes like a donkey's anus, but Manson's fans have been licking his asshole for years, and won't know the difference. The Horror: mansinthe.com