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I go chop your dollar

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This nigga screwed your grandmother out of her life savings.

Nkem Owoh, the ytcracker of the 419 spam game, composed this scammer anthem as part of the soundtrack for the low-budget African movie "The Master," in which he starred. The movie, much like the song, is about screwing white people out of their money. It spawned a whole host of memes which enjoy great popularity in Bantown, most notably mugu.

[edit] UPDATE

Nkem Owoh was arrested last Thursday in Amsterdam. Dutch officials reportedly informed him that they go chop his freedom.

[edit] Lyrics

I know suffer no be small
Upon say I get sense
Poverty no good at all, no
Na imma make I join this business

419 it no be thief, it's just a game
Everybody dey play em
if anybody fall [[mugu]],
ha! my brother I go chop em

[chorus]
National Temples -- na me get em
National Stadium -- na me build em
President na my sister brother
You be the mugu, I be the master
Oyinbo man: I go chop your dollar!
I go take your money and disappear!
419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner
The refinery -- na me get em,
The contract -- na you I go give em
But you go pay me sum mo money make I bring em
you be the mugu, I be the master…
na me be the master ohhhhh!!!!

When Oyinbo play wayo,
dey go say na new style
When country man do him own,
them go dey shout: bring em, kill em, die!

That Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy
I don't see them tire
That's why when they fall into my trap o!
I dey show them fire