Chris Benoit
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Chris Benoit (Toothless "Roid Rage" Wolverine) was a messiah-type wrestler that all wrestling fans got hard for the instant his name was mentioned and who worshipped him as a God. Although many liken Chris to being an hero for fucking up so many people and being an icon for socially inept nerds who worship Canadians as their superiors, it's really the same thing as paying someone for giving a mean blowjob. He became an hero on June 25th, 2007, leading to much uproar, sadness, and despair as many thousands of smart marks discovered that their God of Wrestling was not only dead, but also a baby killer. Finally, someone raided this facebook.
[edit] TL;DR Summary of article:
"The Fresh Chris of Hell Queer"
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.
In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"
I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!
I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.
[edit] The Early Years
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When Chris Benoit (pronounced Ben-WAH like a gay Frenchman) was at the supple young age of ten, he found himself deeply fascinated with watching men smothering their naked bodies against each other for sport. This prompted him to become a wrestler, so he could live out his wildest homosexual fantasies, without being shunned and hated by his family. In 1985 he began his wrestling career, and was soon having simulated sex with big beefy men each and every day -- naturally enjoying every second of it. None should ever know of his hidden lusts and desires.
Chris shortly became a wrestling legend, sucking and fucking his way to the top, and rumor has it he lost his tooth while being orally jackhammered by Ric Flair and the rest of the members of the Four Horsemen upon being initiated into the esteemly popular clique of sociopathic manwhores. Despite this, due to his height and the fact that he was heterosexual looking, Benoit would not win his many championships until he joined the WWF as the WCW discriminated against short gay men who could pass as straight and were under six feet tall.
In the early part of 1997, Chris Benoit met Nancy Daus, his future wife and murder victim. It is worth nothing that Nancy was previously married to another wrestler who was also a Satanist, but when the script called for her to fake-cheat on her IRL husband with Benoit, she began cheating with him IRL as well. Classy people, to be sure. He then fathered a buttbaby with her named Daniel, who is rumored to have been injected with human growth hormones so that he would never suffer the same discrimination that Chris Benoit had suffered from, due to being under six feet tall.
In February 2000, Chris married Nancy Daus to veil his sinful tendencies after five years of living in sin. Nancy Daus retired from the wrestling world to be a full-time mother, much to the horror of thousands of wrestling fans who would jack off to her whenever she was on camera.
On March 14, 2004, at WrestleMania XX, The Retarded Wolverine won the World Heavyweight Championship. He destroyed Shawn Micheals by telling Shawn there is no God, and then forced Triple H to tap out to his signature submission move, the Crippled-child Smotherer. He also left bibles by both of their carcasses. This was the first time a roided up wrestler won the Heavyweight championship by a submission, and not a corny power move. To celebrate this emotional victory, years in the making, Benoit brought his beloved wife and autistic child into the ring. He held them so tight security had to be brought in to remove his family from the Retarded Wolverine clutch. Critics would say this was a sign of things to come...wrestling fans simply stated that Benoit was overcome with the emotion of defeating two of the most feared homosexuals in the WWE and wanted his family to feel his pain.
He was so enthralled at surviving the fuckfest of Triple "I'm in your ass" H and Shawn "I'll suck your cock" Micheals, that he called out his fuck buddy Eddie Grecko. Benwah and Guano celebrated by passionately embracing each other and snowballing their respective cum loads into each other mouths. Wrestling fans watched in horror as the Swallowing Wolverine subdued Eddie Van Halen and proceeded to face fuck him on live pay per view television. Chavo Guerara, Gay Mysterio, and Jewvendude Guerrero all proceeded out to the ring one by one to rip the faggy Canadian from the anus of Eddie Brock, but it was all in vain.
By the time Gay Mysterio performed his signature move the 619 (which consists of Gay flying off the ropes into the loving arms of his opponent, and then sucking him off to Ejaculation and pinning him while asleep from coming so much), Eddie Guerrero was already dead from all the drugs The Canadian Child Killer injected into his anus. Chris Benoit's career would never recover from this... he was immediately placed on Smackdown, and then ECW years later. Had he not killed his family, he surely would have ended up on Heat (Heat is a non broadcasted show where old gay wrestlers with old gay gimmicks go to die).
[edit] The Death of Chris Benoit
A month before the homicide, Chris was doing tricks for a couple of drug dealers, to obtain steroids that would make his cock nice and beefy. Not wanting his son to feel left out, and because his son could not pwn John Cena (John Cena: see Worst Wrestler Evar) he injected some of these roids into him so they could 69 each other with ease. Sadly, the drugs didn't take effect fast enough, and Benoit killed his son out of roid rage. He then went to kill his wife, for the lulz.
Chris Benoit became an hero on June 25th, 2007. Basically, if Anna Nicole Smith's death and OJ Simpson's double homicide had a baby, it would produce this. Currently no one knows how they died, who did it, and it's slowly tearing the world apart. Benoit also killed his son, possibly by cock impalement with possible tag-team help from pedobear. This is what is known in wrestling terminology as a "heel turn". The best explanation for his insane rampage is because he went crazy from the continuous use of 'roids ever since last thursday.Some argue that he has been unstable since his beaner fuck buddy died. They are wrong. Some people also think that this happened due to his twisted mind, which was permantly damaged back when he did midget porn, or maybe he is...sorry...was, the first midget emo. Who would have thought that a pro-wrestler would one day go insane and kill his family? Did he do it for the lulz? Did he do it for great justice?? We may never find out for at least 100 years.It should be noted that Benoit brings the total of pro wrestlers that died in the year 2007 to at least 100.
In the aftermath of Chris Benoit getting all juiced up and pwning his family, the WWE canceled their 3 hour Monday Night Raw in Corpus Christi, Texas. This episode was to feature people commenting on the fake death of Vince McMahon, but Vince pussied out because it would be "in bad taste." As a result over nine thousand wrestling fans weren't able to watch their favorite performers in action and simulate fellatio on one another. As of this time the WWE is not sure if they will refund the money or offer free tickets to all those who spent their hard earned money to watch the show. One source from inside the WWE has been quoted as saying " All of the emails we have received from the fans who were turned away last night are certainly bringing the lulz, we may eventually pay back our fans from Texas but it could take as long as at least 100 years and that is just a bunch of santorum. "
Benoit has shown signs of being a cold blooded murder in a interview with Brett Hoffman on WWE.com concerning his thoughts on the movie See No Evil.[2] According to officials, Nancy was bound at the wrists and feet, with a towel wrapped around her body, and blood was found underneath her head. A Spiderman comic book was also reportedly found near each one of the bodies leading investigators to believe that Benoit was mildly retarded and may have downs syndrome. Police have also confirmed that over nine thousand prescription drugs and steroids were found inside the house, and that Benoit was found hanging in a weight room in his house. Cops say that he used a cord from one of his workout machines as a makeshift noose, while a hood was over his head and his hand superglued to his dick for comic effect. Authorities also believe that Benoit died alone and covered in his own cum after masturbating at the thought of what he had done.
Update: Police have confirmed that Benoit killed his son with his signature move, The Crippling Facefuck.
[edit] Chris "The Rassling Ripper" Benoit, serial killer?
In the past few weeks it has come to light that the murder of his slut and retarded son were not his first killings> Benoit has been slowly killing his friends and co-workers for a number of years and discuising the crimes to make them seem like it was heart attacks and O.D.'s, etc, this only came to light when an investigation by a Private Dick/Mick Hucknall look-a-like called Dave Shing uncoverd a correlation betwween Benoits matches and the discovery of bodies.
Below is a list of all Benoit's confirmed kills and their age, year of murder and original recorded cause's of death
- Adrian Adonis (Keith Franke) 34 1988 Accident (car)
- Andre The Giant (Andre Rousimoff) 46 1993 Disease (heart attack caused by acromegaly)
- Art Barr 28 1994 Overdose
- Bam Bam Bigelow (Scott Bigelow) 45 2007 Overdose
- Biff Wellington (Shayne Bower) 42 2007 Heart attack
- Big Bossman (Ray Traylor) 42 2004 Heart attack
- Big Dick Dudley (Alex Rizzo) 34 2002 Disease (Kidney failure)
- Billy Joe Travis (William Joseph) 40 2002 Heart attack
- Bobby Duncum Junior 34 2000 Overdose
- Brady Boone (Dean Peters) 40 1998 Accident (car)
- Brian Pillman 35 1997 Heart attack (genetic though likely worsened by drug abuse)
- British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith 39 2002 Heart attack (drug related)
- Bruiser Brody (Frank Goodish) 42 1988 Murdered (by fellow wrestler)
- Buzz Sawyer (Bruce Woyan) 32 1992 Overdose
- Chris Adams 40 2001 Murdered
- Chris Benoit 40 2007 Suicide
- Chris Candido 34 2003 Accident (blood clot during surgery after ring accident)
- Crash Holly (Michael Lockwood) 33 2003 Overdose (possible suicide)
- Curt Hennig 44 2003 Overdose
- Danny Johnson 49 2003 Unknown
- Dick Murdoch 49 1995 Heart attack
- Dino Bravo (Adolfo Bresciano) 44 1993 Murdered
- DJ Peterson (Dave Peterson) 33 1993 Accident (motorcycle)
- Earthquake (John Tenta) 42 2006 Disease (cancer)
- Ed Gantner 31 1990 Suicide
- Eddie Gilbert 33 1995 Heart attack
- Eddie Guerrero 38 2005 Heart attack (drug related)
- Emory Hale 38 2006 Heart attack
- Hawk (Michael Hegstrand) 44 2003 Heart attack (likely drug related)
- Hercules (Ray Fernandez) 44 2003 Heart attack
- Jeep Swenson (Robert Swenson) 40 1997 Heart attack
- Jerry Blackwell 45 1995 Disease (pneumonia)
- Joey Maggs (Jospeh Magliano) 37 2006 Unknown
- John Kronus 38 2007 Awaiting toxicology
- John Studd (John Minton) 46 1995 Disease (Hodgkins)
- Johnny Grunge (Mike Durham) 39 2006 Disease (sleep apnea, possibly worsened by drug use)
- Junk Yard Dog (Sylvester Ritter) 45 1998 Accident (car)
- Kerry Von Erich (Kerry Adkisson) 33 1993 Suicide
- Larry Cameron 41 1993 Heart attack
- Leroy Brown (Roland Daniels) 37 1994 Heart attack
- Louie Spicolli (Louis Mucciolo) 27 1998 Overdose
- Mike Awesome (Mike Alphonso) 42 2007 Suicide
- Mike Davis 45 2001 Heart attack
- Mike Lozanski 35 2003 Heart attack
- Mitch Snow ? 2000 Suicide
- Owen Hart 34 1999 Accident (ring entrance)
- Pitbull 2 (Anthony Durante) 36 2003 Overdose
- Ray Candy 37 1994 Heart attack
- Renegade (Richard Wilson) 33 1999 Suicide
- Ravishing Rick Rude 40 1999 Heart attack (drug related)
- Rhonda Singh (Peggy Simpson) 40 2001 Overdose
- Rocco Rock (Ted Petty) 49 2002 Heart attack
- Scott Irwin 35 1987 Disease (Brain tumour)
- Sherri Martel 49 2007 Unknown
- Terry Gordy 40 2001 Heart attack
- The Wall (Jerry Tuite) 35 2003 Heart attack
- Troy Graham 47 2002 Heart attack
- Vivian Vachon 40 1991 Accident (car)
- Yokozuna (Rodney Anoia) 34 2000 Heart attack (genetic)
[edit] WWE's butthurt reaction
After their 3-hour show of crying into their hugbox and saying how Chris is in heaven now ('cuz homicidal/suicidal maniacs get 1st-class seats in heaven, amirite?) immediately started to plan how they could exploit his death for moar monies. However it was during this scammin' that they actually realized what Benoit had done. WWE immediately gave up caring about Benoit and proceeded to delete fucking everything related to Chris Benoit on the website except for the headlines, which were now generating lulz instead of tears.
When WWE saw the police press conference they were quick to whine and bitch that Benoit's fun-spree was not the result of 'roid rage with a list of carefully explained criticisms of the press release from the Atlanta Police [3], like a fanboy who reads a bad magazine review of a game and then cries to the whole world how they know nothing about games, despite being professionals of their job and him being a 13 year-old fag. It is most likely this is Vince's way of making people avoid investigating the drugs in case they find out that he was the one who gave Benoit the steroids, syringe, electrical tape, bibles, towel and noose, all for the lulz.
[edit] The Text Messages
Text Message 1 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone
“Someone's stolen my iPod”
Text Message 2 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone
“How does a Wolverine know what steroids is?”
Text Message 3 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:54am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
MUDKIP MADE ME DO IT
Text Message 4 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
Text Message 5 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
Text Message 6 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
“Hey, It's Chris, the rabid wolverine. The dogs are locked in the pool area, the garage door is left open. Be sure to close it, the air conditioning will get out if you don't. No one likes a high electricity bill going to waste LOL. by the way, I killed my family and I'm going to hang myself now. ttyl."
Text Message 7 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:56am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
"I just killed 2 family members, goodbye."
[edit] Weapon X
It has come to the attention of most major news outlets that Chris "The Canadian Child Killer" Benoit's son suffered from a rare and terrible disease named "Weapon X". Some say that this may have lead to the Goofy Time that resulted in the murders, as Chris Benoit and his wife were struggling to deal with the effects Weapon X had on their son. Weapon X is characterized by such symptoms as an unbreakable skeleton, abnormally large balls, regenerative abilities, being involved in 90% of Marvel comics entire catalog, and the almost uncontrollable uttering of the word 'bub'.
William Striker could not be reached for comment.
Matt Striker, however, could be, but nobody cared.
[edit] Benoit=Hal Jordan?
As word of Daniel Benoit's connections to Marvel continued to spread, DC Comics fanboys decided to get in on the fun. solo550 posted on the official DC Comics forum in June of 2007, of a comparison that he had made between Chris Benoit, the original Green Lantern Hal Jordan, and ex-wife of The Atom, Jean Loring, (however, in this moron's obviously pillow-pressured mind, he mistook this character for Loring's victim Sue Dibny). Claiming that all three had something in common and whose actions had killed millions of people.
Since Jordan, now back amongst the DC Universe as a heroic ex-mass murderer, had been proven to have been under the influence of the evil symbiote Paralax, sidtman69 therefore concluded that Benoit's will was not his own. (This tesitment also contains strong "An Hero" worship)
The excuse is Hal was "possessed" by Parallax and, just recently, we found out that steroids WERE found at Chris and Nancy's home. Maybe that explains it; the 'roids affected Chris the way some have speculated that they can. Still, what do you say when someone brings the topic up that Hal, Jean, Chris, or someone emotionally unbalanced does something like that and you were their friend?
...I don't know how I feel and I'm just a fan of Benoit and was lucky enough to meet one of my heroes.''
DC Comics Guru Geoff Jones was unavailable for comment, as he is working hard on "Ringside Crisis". Superman is expected to finally nail Lois and produce a child, but Benoit, under his 'roided-up alias of Doomsday, returns to put Clark Jr to bed...
[edit] Jews Did Benoit?
Jews Did BENOIT
June 26, 2007. The Benoit family were going about their lives. Little did they know that the Zionist scourge was using the very fabric of their existence in an effort to pursue power in their next political take-over.
[edit] HOW IT HAPPENS
300,000 Jews who lived in Benoit's neighborhood were absent at the time of the murder. Coincidence? You decide!
Jews kill Chris Benoit and Family, fake it as murder suicide. WWE denies illegal steroid use. Jews in politics come down on Vince McMahon, put him in Jail. They replace him with new Jew wrestling overlord Mordechai Greenberg. He then gets his own set of steroids for the wrestlers, steroids supplied from the Zionist terror state of Israel. The money is then used to profit off the slave labor of Palestinian Children and the conspiracy to destroy the values of Americans within. How can you stop this? Educate yourself. Arm yourself with the truth. Learn what the Jews don't want you to know.
JEWS DID BENOIT
[edit] A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
There has been much debate as to the purpose of the 'roids found at the Benoit home, which undoubtedly were used by at least one of the three deceased parties. Recent reports speculate that Benoit's son may have been partially to blame for this incident. As suggested by one investigator, the child may have been trying out performance enhancing substances to become a body builder. Finally realizing that he must become his own father, the child subsequently began sleeping with his mother, unbeknownst to Benoit at the time the alleged incidents occurred. Upon discovering this, Benoit flew into a 'roid rage, first killing his wife. Later that day, he smothered his son to death with a mighty teabagging, and then finally hung himself with his own penis in the weightlifting room.
[edit] ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Gay sex periodical Pro Wrestling Torch has reported that James Fawcett, an independent wrestler who was an admirer of Benoit, became an hero in similar fashion to America's favorite child-pwner by hanging himself, possibly in hopes the two will be reunited in Wrestling Heaven.
[edit] TOW Accomplice to Murder
According to Faux News, some retard posted about the wife's death on Wikipedia 18 hours before the cops actually found the bodies. The IP address that the edit was made from traces back to Stamford, Connecticut, which is where WWE headquarters just happens to be located. That's some fuckin' coincidence, amirite?
While this is interesting, it's even moar interesting to note that a WP editor noticed this like 3 days ago and tried to discuss it on the talk page for Benoit's TOW article, but some cocksucking faggot asshole said it wasn't relevant to the article (lol, wut?) and baleeted the whole discussion.
Since even a wikipedo like Moe can't be that fucking stupid, we're only left to conclude that Wikipedia is an accomplice to the murder and was trying to cover the whole thing up. It all makes sense. TOW DID CHRIS BENOIT'S WIFE AND SON, AMIRITE? Read moar for great justice.
On June 29th, the Wikipedo who made the edit came forward and claimed that he made the edit 'based on rumors and speculation', typical of Wikipedos.[4]
However, in all likelihood, he did have an accomplice; hence the term: “tag teaming one's wife.” LULZ
[edit] Why the WWE is fucked
Did you know:
- For years, the WWE's business model has depended on family-friendly entertainment? What parents will take their kids to see such positive role models now, after one of them killed a 7 year old?
- The WWE has always favored wrestlers with size over ones with actual skill, increasing the pressure to take steroids?
- Vince McMahon has already admitted to using steroids in the past, and within the past year added pounds of muscle mass seemingly overnight, despite the fact that he is in his 60s?
On August 30, afraid of further federal investigation, the WWE announced that it was giving half of its on-screen talent the banhammer for violations of its wellness policy. They also disclosed that many of their more popular wrestlers had been taking drugs to prevent them from getting manboobs that coincide with heavy steroid use. It is likely that this massive and lulzy display of self-pwnage will be insufficient to stay the WWE's fate.
[edit] Tragedy happened, now give us your money
The family of the bitch/wife/whore that got killed are wanting your moneys! But they don't want no shitty gifts or condolences, they want large tax dollar donations of at least over 9000 to be made to their foundation. It's totally for kids and bitches who got raped and beaten but not killed, and they totally won't use it to buy themselves steroids, hookers and blow or the next WWE Pay Per View. It's called The Nancy and Daniel Benoit Foundation for Battered Women and Abused Children, which is TL;DR. Anyway, send any shit you care spare to:
The Nancy and Daniel Benoit Foundation for Battered Women and Abused Children c/o Decker, Hallman, Barber and Briggs 260 Peachtree St. Suite 1700 Atlanta, GA 30303
[edit] RAW's Greatest Match
In December 2007, WWE.com challenged fans to vote for the greatest RAW match of all time.
The "official" winner was Shawn Michaels vs John Cena in an hour long match, but the ACTUAL winner according to votes was this
This, a WWF match from June 2001, further proved that
1. The World Wildlife Fund's initials still draw more attention than the present product
2. Fans would rather honour a talented child murderer than John Cena
[edit] Benoit, meet the internets
As most people familiar with the wrestling fan website wrestlecrap know, talking shit about any dead wrestler (regardless if they pwned their wife and kid) on their forums is considered Anti-lulz and grounds for you being banned in the ass! Almost every other wrestling forum on the internets will do the same to you as well and you will be banned for at least 100 years. According to wrestling fans, pwning your wife and child is forgivable if you were really good at making an amiable career of suplexing some other half-naked rednecks really hard on a regular basis.
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[edit] Trolling Benoit Fans on MySpace for Fun and Profit
Tragic death, Myspace, and wrestling fanbois make for the perfect storm of lulz. Needless to say, much butthurt and poor comprehension of the English language ensues. PROTIP: don't make your photobucket password the same as your account name. Otherwise you gonna get raeped by the Internet Hate Machine.
 Benoit's midget being trolled |
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 ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY? |
 There you have it, it's inappropriate to make fun of a child-killer if he entertained people as a steroid-addicted wrestler. |
 Moar liek AN HERO, amirite? |
[edit] Benoit Family Photos
Come on in Chris, the lining is great! |
 He loved skydiving, but was not very good at it |
 Chris Benoit Balls Memorial Merchandise |
 He was capable of causing massive damage |
 Benoit on 9/11. |
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 Chris, always enterprising, got a new job immediately. |
 needs MOAR =) |
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 Benoit is always ready to kill. |
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 A man of many secrets |
 The coroner inexplicably preserved Benoit's balls. |
 Chris about to strike! |
 Massacre over iPhone dispute |
 Chris Benoit holding all 3 belts |
 He played it for the lulz |
 Christ didn't see it Coming |
 Chris Benoit was seconded for Jack Nicholson in the Shining. |
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 If he weren't an hero he'd have a new career |
 Pedobears, Dog Semen, and your 7 Year Old Son. A winning combination. |
 Come to Daddy (so I can strangle you). |
 One of the last known pictues of Chris before he became AN HERO. |
 Chris Benoit showcasing his trademarked "Sleeper Hold". |
 The Canadian Crippler showing off his move the "Child Crippler". |
 Benoits - Attack unit formation! |
 Helping out his fellow man. |
 Rumors spread over CBS making a series about Chris Benoit. |
 An hero in action! |
 Steroids just kicked in yo! |
 The WWE admits what we are all thinking! |
 Contrary to popular belief Chris Benoit did the dinosaurs not Jews. |
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 Kickin' back in the den. |
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 No exceptions. |
 In happier times, with a photo of his parents. |
 IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERS |
 Chris Benoit performing the patented Crippler Christface |
 Choking Hazard indeed. |
[edit] Trivia
- Argent009 claims to be IRL pals with Chris Benoit [5]
- Chris Benoit loved his fans, but hated his wife and son to death.
- Benoit is french for "i'm gonna strangle you"
- Chris is stranglin' the angels now. We'll miss you Chris.
- Chris killed his son using the patented Crippler Crossface!
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- The Life & Death of Chris Benoit
- benoitsmidget myspace benoit fan worship fangirl
- The truth about Benoit's balls
- Long time friend Dean Malenko reacts
- Trolling Benoit fans on myspace
- You can help by trolling this lolcow
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