GoddessMillenia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
GoddessMillenia, like most girls who use "Goddess" in their screen names, is a not-so-secret internet fatty and/or an even fatter feminazi bull dyke attention whore. She is far past her childish desire to ravish Sonic the Hedgehog or Frieza with her filthy, blubbering vagoo, and has moved onto having an unnecessarily unhealthy addiction with some Legacy of Kain characters. At a young age, she has far surpassed even Final Fantasy VII fans in her fanatical devotion to a gay pairing that never once appears in her chosen canon. She is secure in the righteousness of her convictions, though, because we are all idiot homophobes who need to be told the TruFax by a 16 year old girl who is too stupid to spell "millennia" right. Despite been a young girl, not even Pedobear wants her, because she would never shutup while in the sack, and his fist or dick would be down her throat the entire time.
 GoddessMillenia claiming her parents beat her |
 Kain's reaction to her art. |
 Fanarts. |
[edit] The Moron
Once upon a time, GoddessMillenia's mother died from cancer of the blood, whatever that is. Millie wrestled with her grief, but since yuri is icky, she turned to the video game "Legacy of Kain" to satiate her fetish and redirect it into more socially acceptable channels. Being easily manipulated by game designers who understand the psychology of the weeaboo, she found the evil bishie Raziel hot, and decided to pair him up with the game's main character, Kain. Afterwards, she found more retarded Legacy of Kain yaoi fans who shared her love for vampire-necrophilia goodness, and continued with their support to express her love for corpses.
[edit] IT'S CANON!
Millie picked up this phrase from Final Fantasy fans to defend her One True Pairing, Kain/Raziel. According to a comment on this AMV, she believes that canon couples in a video game are the only couples that should be supported., but unlike many buttsecks-loving fangirls, she couldn't come up with decent, solid proof to support that Kain/Raziel is canon to save her life. Her best efforts to do so yielded these rules:
- Two men touching each other (either on the shoulder or by the throat) means that they are embracing.
- A man saying "I was alone at last" means "I hate that whore and I've never liked her at all".
- A man telling a woman "You should have never betrayed me. You could have been my queen," also means "I've never liked her at all."
- A man saying "He actually thought that I had free will" means "I want him to fuck me".
- Burning someone alive? Ripping off someone's body parts? Ripping out somebody's heart? True love at its finest.
- Not having any yaoi/yuri AMVs on your Youtube account means that you are a homophobe.
- Not liking most yaoi means that you are a homophobic sick fuck and that you are letting your sexual preferences dictate your perception of what is canon.
- Having half a brain makes you a homophobe.
- If there isn't a scene where the only canon couple in the series kisses or embraces, then that couple isn't canon.
Millie also uses the LoK voice actors' outtakes as proof, because gay jokes are serious business. According to her, this is proof for an official Yaoi coupling:
Michael Bell: It says here: "You say that while you hold in your hand the instrument of my doom." Be still my heart!
Simon Templeman: LOL!
and this:
Michael Bell: "'The Enemy race, long banished, had a champion of their own. With Flaming eyes and a fiery sword.' Yes, and a tiara with full length clothing, too, and high heels. Why, he was Drag Reaver, a whole new series!"
However, this doesn't count as proof, because according to ButthurtMillenia, the voice actors never said it:
Michael Bell: Didn't you do that at the production of Hamlet?
Gregg Berger: I did! That was when I swallowed my tonsils.
Michael: You also swallowed my testicles.
Gregg Berger: That was Othello...
When a fellow Jewtube user with theatre experience pointed out that actors do screw around and make jokes about even the most serious of characters, Millie retorted:
| “ | Ok but when Michael Bell said that, he clearly referred to the script suggesting a romantic tone. Otherwise he wouldn't have mentioned Raziel's line if he wasn't.
Plus why is there no jokes about any other pairings? Maybe because Kain X Raziel was the only one implied in the script? | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia, whose screenname spelling is really starting to piss me off. | ||
Millie is positive that actors are a bunch of fags who treat their script as if it's the Bible, when really they're a bunch of fags with a terminal inability to take things srsly.
Unfortunately, she seems to have contracted Bishie syndrome in her intenet faggery, and there is but one cure.
She is a typical fangirl of Akane, a shitty LoK artist who Kaintards regularly fap to.
[edit] Did you know...?
- Her "love" is "Lord Frieza" from Dragonball Z. Apparently she has a thing for giant foreheads.
- Her former "love" was Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah, foreheads.
- She claims to be bisexual and knows a pretty girl when she sees one.
- Her website includes a Fan Stuff page. Notice that it's empty.
- She gets defensive if you tell her that she is jealous of a video game character. No really.
- She claims that she has a Japanese friend. One hopes that actual Japanese people are smarter than this, but then again, who knows?
- She supports Ryoko/Ayeka.
- One of her fans is a13 year old boy. Go figure.
- She loves The Phantom of the Opera, featuring that fag from 300 and Emmy Rossum. Further proof that she is made of fail.
- She goes by the alias Dr. Rockso and poses as a Rock and Roll clown who wears spandex and does cocaine. Her retarded performance earned her a cameo appearance in Adult Swim's Metalocalypse. Funny how she's more tolerable as a coke-snorting clown then she is in real life.
GoddessMillenia's cameo appearance in Metalocalypse. FACT: You can see her junk through her jumpsuit.
[edit] I Have Friends So Don't Pick On Me
If you finally decide that arguing with this delusional whore is not worth your time, and you block her, she has her friends do her dirty work for her. Mind you, her "legion" of friends consists of DJRaziel127 and Derpaviangott, both of whom fail at trolling. This is top-shelf, A+ material for them:
| “ | wow what a bitch...
Why don't you go die? | „ |
| —DJRaziel127 | ||
Ouch.
[edit] DevianTARDation
Alas, GoddessMillenia is not as loved as she might hope. Recently, a flood of fellow DevianTARTlets have been calling her on her *sniff* bullshit!
She is no longer just getting rave reviews on DA, despite her arguments to the contrary:
| “ | How about the other Legacy of Kain Fan Girls that write Fanfictions about Kain or Raziel being in Love with them?
No one seems to be bitching about that either. For People who seemingly have nothing against Gays you sure don't show it. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia, irony's bitch | ||
She also used the stellar defense of telling people to get off her page, which everyone just ignored. A few have even cited this page as the reason they found her:
| “ | Found you through the ED article, btw. I wanted to see if you were actually as bullheaded as they made you out to be. I guess the screenshots were right. :\ | „ |
| —Gives you a warm lulzy feeling | ||
She responded with her typical argument: convolution.
| “ | If it sucks so bad then why would you bother spamming My page?
If it sucks that bad, then People wouldn't be watching me and that is what decides the quality of my art. Not you spamming My Page. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
The comments got to be so numerous she could no longer queef out butthurt responses to every comment, despite having so many "wathers".
| “ | Let's see. I have 68 Wathers you have four. Hmm The People have decided who can draw and who can't.. | „ |
| —GM | ||
This ended in a troll spamming her page, in the tried and true ED fashion, and the probable banhammering of everyone involved in the lulz. The flame warz continued on into the horizon until she just got tired and deleted all pwnage and put this shit up.
 One of her DevianTARD defenders, even more of an idiot than she is. |
 You know, she has a point. (Member was banned for telling the lulzy truth.) |
 A flame. |
 GM lieks mudkips. |
 It's not fifty hitler, but it's awwwriiight. |
 This proves once and for all that she is not butthurt |
 Up your ass? |
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 Beware her E-wrath. |
 Possibly gayer than Millie herself. |
 Pwned. 'Nough said. |
|
 No. |
 You am still used it wrong. |
 GM in a nutshell: if the actors said it, why it must be true! |
 Even Kain/Raziel fans can't stand her. |
 Another flame for her to ignore. |
 AnHeroMachine pwning for the team. |
Moar recently, GM joined the Noble cause, The Anti-ED-Club. Despite the fact that it was the kind of shit Millenia generally goes for, she only showed up to tl;dr rant about how meny ppl on teh intranets r h8ers, like wtf? and leave. And adding to the general grossness that is her being, she showed support for anthro art. Like many others joining the club, she was only there to show how not butthurt she was by joining an anti-club.
Unfortunately, the club was banned by DA admins. riding down from Trolldin to hand down their mighty can of whoopass, leaving Millie struggling to find new stalking grounds.
Recently, the crappage has started back up again as actual artists from DA have been pwning her. Since they are actual artists that don't draw yaoi fanshit, she's dragging out the ol' "if you don't like my work you're a dumbass h8er" bullshit. There are some epic examples of millie getting her ass handed to her by these people, such as:
| “ | Sigh.
Just- Sigh. I love Legacy of Kain. I'm a long time fan, but your gallery almost makes me feel guilty for this. That shrieking noise is canon being abused for your own fantasies. It's one thing to like a pairing just for the hell of it, but to accuse everyone who points out the fact it's purely fantasy of being homophobic and going through the games with a fine-tooth comb to find any hints as to the "true" pairing is a whole different beast. t's sad. It's pathetic. Most of all, it's degrading to the story you're warping. I feel I should also point out that it's not possible for Raziel to be paired with -anyone-... I love the guy, but there's just nothing there. He also, y'know, hates Kain for most of the series, a fact a lot of people who jumped onboard the fandom with Defiance seem to miss. But, I suppose someone with their head as deeply buried in the sand as you doesn't care about silly ol' canon. Or spelling, apparently... | „ |
| — | ||
And:
| “ | I know you must be trying hard when you draw but even you,honey, should be able to tell that your drawings aren't up to standards. Well unless you're in the 3rd grade that is. | „ |
| — | ||
And:
| “ | I saw[sic] hypocritical homophobe because you say LoK yaoi pairings of any other persuasion are gross and disgust you. | „ |
| — | ||
And GM dropped some true gems:
| “ | Oh and By the way, I'm also part Native American Indian! | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | I haven't done anything to anyone and I've been residing in My corner of the Internet leaving you alone. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
The lulziest conversation can be found here here here and here.
A very nice but tl;dr rant here
[edit] Y!Gallery
After a lull in lulz, a magical treasure chest left behind by ancient jew scholars showed that not only did fattycakes have a DA gallery full of shit art, she also had a Y!Gallery of shit art!
Naturally, a quick search of the profile turned up everything that is wrong in this world, including a pro Stewie/Brian club membership. The gallery contains some new work, which somehow manages to be worse than the shit she turns out on DA.
[edit] The Lulz
Some random dude took this article to heart and spammed her shitty guestbook with ein fünfzig-Führer for the lulz. She promptly banned his IP address, remaining woefully ignorant that IP adresses can be changed.
You can spot Millie e-stalking her enemies on Jewtube, having her friends delete all comments so she can triumph for great justice. In the process, she spews out some hilarious Youtube tantrums, such as this one:
| “ | I can't believe they would actually pursue the flaming and spamming to his Main Page! He deleted all their comments anyways.
It's completely ridiculous that they can even consider themselves True Legacy of Kain, Sailor Moon, and Tenchi Muyo Fans. It's an insult to those very Series. They're Fucking Ignorant pieces of Shit. What kind of Immature, Instigating, Dumb Asses do this? The fact that RoseDincht dares to insult Akane, who is the best Legacy of Kain artist in the world. That she goes into LOK LJ communities every few months flaming Yaoi. I mean, Their comebacks were things like "Your Mother". They act like they are in Preschool. I think it's like CD said, we need to just ignore them. People like these don't need to be encouraged to continue this behavior. Their Parents should have Beat them when they were younger. | „ |
| —Millie, displaying the compassion that is her trademark. | ||
She was recently pwned by someone giving a suprisingly accurate description of this article, calling Millie on her childish bullshit. Her comment was promptly and thoughtfully deleted, but replaced with another user's, saying nearly the same thing.
| “ | You make me ashamed to be a female LoK fan...And that's saying a lot since I used to be one out of... about five. Voice actors joking around equals indications of a subtext in the story? You put our fandom to shame. | „ |
| —LauraOrganaSolo, pwning for the team | ||
Millie employed her old tactic of following and harassing people to their own page, all while screaming"stop harassing me!"
| “ | I never said anyone was or wasn't in a scene.
Maybe you should remotely know what the fuck you're talking about before flaming my page. Of course what can I expect from someone who spells Kindergarten 'Kindergarth' . You should follow your own friend's advice she gave to another person she fought with: "Ohhhh, I thought you were tired of me. Still coming back for more? Usually when you block someone it's 'Oh hey, I'm done with you, conscider yourself forgotten.' " She should also learn her history. Hitler didn't want to kill all gays, he wanted to kill Jewish Gays. Some of his own Nazis Soldiers were gay. | „ |
| —Millie, forgetting that most of the gay Nazis were killed in the SA purge. | ||
She has also taken up the pastime of rewriting history, because any source of history (that isn't German) will tell you that Hitler wanted all but the master race to die. He wanted to exterminate blacks, gays, Gypsies, Jews, all kinds of ill shit, but he was only really sucessful mit den Juden, and even then he killed off people who were maybe third-generation Jews. Hitler was just doing it for the lulz, which we'll all agree is admirable, and Millie is doing it for the anti-lulz, which makes her an excellent candidate for a retroactive abortion.
[edit] The fight against the Lulz begins
Millie says that "creating an article on a parody website isn't going to effect anybody." In an effort to show just how much she doesn't care, she created a parody of an ED article, which failed it hard because you can't attack ED while claiming not to care about it, dumbass. She also sent her boyfriend DJRaziel127 to try to baleet it, but naturally he failed. He then got on IRC and whined and cried about how his girlfriend's artwork was copyrighted and that ED would be sued. In the course of the Internet trial, ED's e-detectives discovered an HUEG cache of copyrighted artwork from both Funimation and Eidos on her website, including lots and lots of screenshots, none of which had copyright acknowledgments. Surprise surprise, Millie is a liar and a corporate whore.
Recently, after e-stalking one of her many enemies from video to video, she released a shit-storm on one of her friend's youtube pages. After queefing out paragraph after paragraph of childlike taunts and butthurt, she just got a friend to baleet it all. She also had her friends come to ED in order to pwn her mortal enemies, but they ultimately failed and provided the site with more lulz.
[edit] Fanfiction and Fanart
Because she's such a sick fuck, Millie often daydreams about Hitler and Michael Jackson having buttsex, sex changes, STDs, and the ever-popular rape. This is an example of her best work:
Once upon a time, there was a well known Whore by the name of RoseDincht who had a sex change at age 9. Her father, Adolf Hitler, touched her and sexually abused her. Her mother, Micheal Jackson, paid for her sex change. He thought it would be good to have a son instead of a daughter. So, she now has a pair of balls and a penis. RoseDincht tried to not show that she was a male, but was hard. All those short skirts her mother, micheal, bought her showed everything. In about 26 years into the future, She will die of every sexually transmitted diseases from all those men she had sex with because she was to aweful to be on welfare and was unemployable. That will be the happiest day for people better then RoseDincht. (pretty much everyone) hurray. she will die!
[edit] Gallery of FAIL
 Sweaters? On a hedgehog? |
 Dear god, where's his other hand? |
 Ooooh, artistry. |
 Yeah, vampires celebrate Christmas. |
 Vampires. On SKATEBOARDS. Still think she's a real fan? |
 Notice the lack of surface under either body. Notice lopsided tits. Notice total lack of drawing skill. |
 Fact: Amy Hennig, creator of Legacy of Kain, committed suicide when she saw this. |
 Yeah, but can she stick it up her ass? |
 This is supposed to be Kain lounging. Not visible: the soul reaver. |
[edit] Views Held by GoddessMillenia
- If the creators of the game did not say that Kain/Raziel is canon, they are wrong.
- If it didn't really happen in canon, then it was meant to be.
- Being friends means "ganging" up on one of her many enemies.
- Something happening to someone else makes you the victim.
- Making other people the victim makes you the victim.
- Straight pairings are icky.
- You have to be bisexual to know what tits look like.
- Two dead guys is teh sex.
- Anyone who disagrees with you is fucking ignorant.
- The only true pairing is the one you make up.
- Haruka/Usagi from Sailor Moon are canon. srsly.
- If you make fun of yaoi in a fanfiction, or say that you hate any of the games in the series, then you are on drugs.
- If you do drugs/alcohol, you are not a TRUE fan of Legacy of Kain
- If you keep that cabbage comin', she'll get you what you want, the way you want it.
- "Calling it quits" means "I'm going to get my puppets to go after you, but fail like the internet tough guys we are."
- If you don't like her vampire yaoi, then you are a homophobe and you don't support the gays. So cancel your PFLAG membership, you lying hypocrite.
- Buttsecks is so fuckin' romantic.
- Joining ED to edit an article about yourself means that you don't care what it says.
- ED is Hypocritical and Hypocritical, like most words, is a Proper Noun, as is Yaoi.
- Incest was the only way to go in the olden days.
- Baleeting an ED aticle the second time around will work.
- Someone using the same kind of phrasing you do means that that person is your cockpuppet, even if you have better things to do than make fake accounts and troll her.
- It is in no way hypocritical for her to do the same thing.
- 72 million is close to a billion.
- Hitler died alone.
- She is a better artist than "Pacasso" who was apparently unable to draw proportionally[1]
- Legacy of Kain was about religion and romance, a swashbuckling, KainAIDs-filled adventure.
- RoseDincht is the cause for all suffering in the world.
- If she makes it, it's a typo. If you make it, you're retarded.
- The more friends you have on DevianTART, the better your art is.
- Being a friend of RoseDincht means you're immature and must be banned
- Every day is opposite day.
- Asheville, NC is the second gayest city in America.
- Constructive criticism is the work of a troll.
- The Legacy of Kain fandom began in 2003, when Defiance was released. Nevermind the fact that the first game of the series, Blood Omen, was released about a decade ago.
- Vorador would choose his dead father who's hidden in the basement over a harem of living, breathing, naked chicks.
[edit] At the end of some long, bloody struggle
FACT: RoseDincht is unaware that she is fighting with Amy Lee, Utada Hikaru, or those two faggots from X-Play on the Internet.
In a final act of butthurt, Millie finally called it quits. Though this was The End, DJRaziel immediately began to edit this page only two days after the whole drama supposedly concluded. So much for not being affected by an article on a parody site.
Even after DJRaztampon was sent scuttling back to his mommy, further lulz were endangered by two users, Violet and someone stealing Rosedincht's screen name. Their reaction to this article was to Delete fucking everything, so it is safe to assume they were either sockpuppets or Millie herself. Inevitably, they failed, leaving the rest of us with lollergasms as we reverted all changes made.
[edit] Priceless Quotes
This entire TL;DR rant is about as priceless as it is ironic and hypocritical. Just the way any rant by Millie ought to be:
| “ | Does making a 'Sqee' sound when seeing two guys in love really make someone a retard? O.o | „ |
| —Millie, unaware that making a 'squee' sound in general makes someone a retard. | ||
| “ | I plan to be a Graphic Artist. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | I happen to Love British People because of their intelligent accent.
I think it sounds so cool. Now you've made me realize that some People from there are fucking ignorant as hell. Way to promote your Country Dumb Fuck. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | If you were really 'so experienced and open to other countries', then you'd know that Germans also capitalize nouns that aren't proper. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | Or some other ridiculous reason like "They're both Dead that's disgusting.
Yeah in case they haven't noticed, all Vampires are undead. That's just a Stupid reason. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | Do not tell me I don't know how to interpret what is Gay and what isn't.
I live in Asheville, which is the Second Gayest city in the United States. Even if you were going to argue with that, and say that Asheville doesn't have a very Large Population so I'm not that able to socially interpret things. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | Then what's with that "LOL ASIANS ARENT CREATIVE" comment?? What, are you saying we asians arent creative because YOU NON ASIANS are? You mean we're NOT ALLOWED TO BE CREATIVE? What the heck is up with that? | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | I am exactly 50/50 Bisexual (meaning I don't prefer one gender over another)
and I wasn't even familiar with Yaoi until I saw the Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1 Opening Cinematic. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | To: ED
With lots of Love From: GoddessMillenia Get sued Yet? Are you going to get shut down? CryBaby Pussies. | „ |
| —GoddessWaaaahmbulance | ||
| “ | And I suggest you read My previous post to
Flishy, and refrain from opening your Fat Ass Mouth in the Future. | „ |
| —Fat ass mouth? That's original | ||
| “ | I do have very intense grasps on the English Language. As a matter of fact, it has always been my strongest subject. | „ |
| —GoddessFatty | ||
| “ | Pretty Blind aren't you? I'm not Fat at all. Consider yourself Lucky, and be grateful that I haven't reported you yet. | „ |
| —Millie, taking after her boyfriend | ||
| “ | Do you understand that your Website is Libel and is Illegal? | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | I worship Anime and VideoGames because I can see them, Unlike some other Gods I could mention. It has been Scientifically proven that there are Other Planets and Dimensions in the Universe. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia, believing that anime characters really exist. | ||
| “ | Yes the straight Girls love Guy on Guy too.
Just like Straight Guys love Lesbians. Wonder what's wrong with Straight Girls who are Homophobes? Maybe if you'd still disagree with them, yet simply acccept them and stop being prejudice, it wouldn't be so hard on you. | „ |
| —GoddessDestiny | ||
| “ | Legacy of Kain is not a Love Story?
How about Ariel X Nupraptor. No one seems to be bitching about that coupling. How about the other Legacy of Kain Fan Girls that write Fanfictions about Kain or Raziel being in Love with them? No one seems to be bitching about that either. For People who seemingly have nothing against Gays you sure don't show it. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE GODDESSMILLENIA! SHE DRAWS SOOOOOO GOOD! THE BEST EVER!!! But I cannot. Its hard. I cannot afford to buy paper and pencil crayons because I have to use my money to buy viagra. My stupid mom Micheal Jackson is not fair! | „ |
| —Rosedincht | ||
| “ | "This is about your sexual preference, not the following the storyline. Since you have no yaoi/yuri vids." | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | "Whatever, if you actually read anything I said and were paying attention then you would know that it is canon." | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | She has made people literally sick with Nausea because of her constant barrage of "Go Die, Go get fucked, etc." | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | "I never called you a yuri loving dyke. Unlike your friend. I may get frustrated with people when they don't know the storyline, but I don't go telling them to die just because they don't agree with my opinions." | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | By the way MizGriz. More proof you don't know the Story Line of anything. Sailor Moon The Usagi/Haruka is a Canon pairing. If you remember the Episode when Usagi danced with Haruka, and she said that Haruka reminded her of Mamoru. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | Now I'm being made fun of for thinking Frieza is attractive?? This reminds me of elementary school when people made fun of me for loving Sonic the Hedgehog. Time to grow the fuck up please | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | You're all being really immature. It's because of People like you that nearly make me lose faith in all Humanity. I have more important things to do with my life then to acknowledge your ignorance further. Like take a huge shit. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | Love how people spamming my page say they aren't against gays, and then immediately after that Flame Yaoi. (Same fucking thing) Great Job Proving it! (Lie) By the Way, Kain gently touching Raziel wings before He regrettably has to rip them off (Gay) equals Kain motivations were inspired by pure hatred? Kain explaining throughout Soul Reaver 1 and 2, what he did to Raziel was to fight Destiny equals It was never known that Kain knew Raziel would come back from the Abyss? Dumb Asses (retard) | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | Most Non-Fangirls? I think you mean Homophobes. Oh By the way, Since when are all of the people who think they are gay automatically girls? Guess again, I personally know straight guys who think they are gay. Kain hated Raziel? Are you serious?? He must've hated him so much, trying to stop him from being consumed by the Soul Reaver. "Had I condemned Raziel to this Night Mare when I cast him into the abyss?" If Kain was just using Raziel he wouldn't have cared that Raziel was sacrificing himself because it would have made him more powerful anyways. Grow up and stop being a Homophobe Go play the Games over again and learn the Story Line. I'm now Blocking you | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | Just ignore NetFttir and her spammers.
They do that to everyone on YouTube they get into a fight with because they're immature. To Delete all the spam just scroll down to 'See All Comments' and check mark the messages you wish to delete. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
[edit] Butthurt Bitch
In a final effort to end the contest of how mature she really was, and to show how ED didn't really matter, GoddessCuntpunch joined ED and tried to baleet her own page(along with another cockpuppet). Violet was GM's user id, and Rosedincht(obviously not the real one) is either one of her "friends" or GM herself. Because nothing says "higher ground" more than trying to silence all detractors.
These are comments taken piping hot directly from GM's own talk page, where Violet(clever pseud, ass) felt the need to respond to some of the comments.
| “ | This is the first time I've even made an account to edit My Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
It's funny how the only ones on this Entire Talk Page are a total of about 5 people. The Fact that you would start This Whole War and then create this page first, and in the first place, tells me that you were throwing a temper tantrum and that you really do care so much about me. Why? Because I actually defended myself when you started the fight in the first place, proved you wrong, and brought up points no one else has, and you couldn't stand it. Everything on Encyclopedia Dramatica is so contradicting and Hypocritical. They threaten to Ban your account and IP? Apparently they didn't know you can change both either | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia, master of disguise. | ||
Yes, folks, she is defending herself by vandalizing a page that doesn't even matter to her or anyone else. There should be a picture of her in the dictionary next to "Irony, usage of,".
| “ | History Leason. Many of Hitler's own Nazi Soldiers were in fact Gay. The Gay Jews were tortured by these very Nazis | „ |
| —Gooddess-oops, I mean Violet, on where she gets her inspiration | ||
Yes, time for a History Leason, folks. Gay Jews were in fact tortured by gay Nazis, who made them strip and shove a soul reaver up their asses. Because every facist regime is totally cool about the gay thing.
| “ | Ironic considering the fact that you believe in Religion. At least Scientists have proven the Existence of other Planets and Dimensions. Unlike the Bible's historically inaccurate BullShit story that is said to have taken place here on Earth | „ |
| — Godd-Vi-Fuck it, rambling like an old hillbilly. | ||
Um... no idea what this one's about, folks. Honestly, what the fuck?
Since those two userpages were spammed into the ground, GM made another user page by the name of Destiny. Apparently the little lolcow hadn't had enough yet.
| “ | You don't care about me, My Friends, or two Video Game characters being gay, and yet you made these pages?
Denial! For those of you who have finished 3rd grade, when you specifically refer to more than one person's name, you always put the other person's name first and then 'I', not 'me'. By the Way, My IQ Level is above a College Graduate's. I'm enrolled in a Technical College right now. I don't do thing to brag to anyone. The majority of the People that came here were other Legacy of Kain fans who were made aware of the situation by My Boyfriend. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
Now, Millie, when did we say we didn't care? We care very much about our little lolcow that brings the drama every time without fail, and her little enablers, too. We're even willing to overlook the fact that you joined under two different accounts, something you accuse Mizgriz of fairly often, and the fact that a college graduate's IQ varies from person to person.
Just keep the lulz comin'. Oh, and stop spamming your talk page, it makes you look like even more of an idiot.
Of course the actual account of what went on will be convoluted as GoddessButthurt felt free to stick her comments in anywhere, without a date, to make it seem like she was a comeback champ. Which failed, of course.
What followed was an epic flame-fest that ended in Destiny trying to baleet this article and the talk page. All together now: YOU CAN'T JUST DELETE AN ED ARTICLE, BUTTHURT BITCH!
After trying and failing to argue her stupid-ass points, she then fell to accusing everyone of being Rosedincht, her archnemesis. She failed to grasp the fact than more than one person thinks she is an idiot.
Then she began editing in earnest, trying to put in witty comebacks where there hadn't been any and erase opposing arguments. By this time, a few ED agents were on to her and roundly blocked her every time. She then stopped for a while, perhaps trying to lull those watching into a false sense of security.
Then she tried the old BLANKING IN PROGRESS bit that never works. Nothing else on ED so far from ButthurtMillenia, perhaps she has thoroughly learnt her lesson. Or perhaps she's flaming someone on Jewtube. Yep, that's it.
In any case, we can only wait and see what she will try next. Another identity? A flame war on DA? Showing up and whining about copyright infringement again?
[edit] Fucktardation
Evidence gathered from various sources indicates that GoddessMillenia suffers from an extreme level of fucktarditude that makes many other DevianTARTlets pale in comparison.
| “ | If I didn't knoe how to spell I wouldn't bother correcting it | „ |
| —Millie | ||
While she may claim to be 19 and in college, various comments she has made indicate she is, in fact, a fucking liar.
| “ | I do it all the time in college. I never get marked for it. | „ |
| —Arbchat log entry | ||
She claims to be taking art, but research of the college she named shows it is in fact a tech school. When she makes comments so fucktarded even she knows she can't get away with it, she blames her teachers.
| “ | <Blargh> you capitalize words that aren't supposed to be capitalized. for example you capitalized "away" yet away isn't a proper noun.
<GoddessMillenia>Yeah but there's no rule that says you can't. SO fuck off. My teachers never say anything about it. | „ |
| —PM chat entry | ||
Given the fact that no self-respecting professor would encourage such bullshit, it follows that she is, in fact, a 16 year old girl.
| “ | 72 million is pretty close to a Billion. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
Much of the facts she cites during an argument later turn out to be stuff she just pulled out of her ass, with a little help from her friends. She is also a crusader for the rights of teh gays, especially undead guys, and she hates christians like all the cool kids do. The combination of extreme fucktardation and inability to know when to stop makes for an extremely lulzy time.
| “ | Anything can be Art. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
No it can't.
| “ | I don't have any 'Mindless Friend Drones'. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
| “ | I already knew about that interview.
It's Amy Hennig's vision, and if Raziel was straight in it, then she would've put him with a girl in the Games. | „ |
| —Millie | ||
Millie being a fucktard.
[edit] lolDrama
Some time around last Thursday Millie was confronted with EDiot JackHawkins(SrslyNotJesus) who fucked her shit up rather nicely, managing to avoid the banhammer in the process and still getting away with plenty of lulz at the poor heifer's expense.
It began when he posted a TL;DR comment on her page confronting her ridiculous claims. Being the intelligent and well thought out individual that she is she responded in a fashion that reflected on her intelligence. By bitching him out incoherently.
| “ | "It is Canon, and far more People believe so than me.
Now Get the Fuck Off My Page." | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
The Drama continued when the fight was brought to the EDiot's page. Like any good lolcow should, she proceeded to make a load of batshit crazy TL;DR arguements defending her dumbassery. All of these, ahem, Brilliant Rebuttals, are preserved on the page(albeit hidden due to the fact that her shit took up too much space) and just waiting to be screencap'd.
| “ | "Amy Hennig also said they were not related, Raziel is his First Lieutenant. Interesting how Amy Hennig never defined their realationship as either a Friendship or Father/Son." | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | "You're the ignorant one, and I am not going to reply to you any further.
P.S. Please, Please! For the Love of everything that Lives!! Post this on My ED Page!!" | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
| “ | I tried to download it for Free long ago, and it still only gave me a trial for a certain number of Days and then said I'd have to pay for the Full Version.
If I want a copy, I'm going to have to get My Boyfriend to crack it. | „ |
| —GoddessMillenia | ||
[edit] See Also
- Loser
- Legacy of Kain
- Necrophilia
- Derpaviangott
- DJRaziel
- Hitler
- Bishie syndrome
- Akane
- PM Log
- Another PM Log
- Arbchat Logs
[edit] External Links
- Her Myspace
- Her website
- Her guestbook
- Her YouTube page
- Her deviantART page
- Her Y!Gallery page
- Moar lulz
- One of her many cockpuppets
- Moar flaming on Jewtube. She's azn, guys!!!1
- Topic About Her Art in the LoK Community. Much lulz.
- Her updates page, summary: BAAAAAAWWWW!
