LinktheWolf
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
LinktheWolf aka "Resident Oddball" is a pimple-ridden, scum-sucking, low-life furfag, internet tough guy, and a general attention whore on DevianTART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend if three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in this recipe. He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shit fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's best buddies with internet tough guy iRONAS, and they both plan to take down 4chan and 7chan, and protect the innocent weeaboos and furfags on DevianTART from massive lulz. In reality, they just "spy" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report troll accounts to the mods.
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[edit] Complete Lack of Originality Skillz
Proof that LinktheWolf's brain stopped developing when he was twelve is evident in his completely unlulzy Homestar Runner fanart/tracing maros. LiketheWolf knows he can't draw worth shit, so he took up writing really crappy stories. Unfortunately, he's so fucking stupid he's incapable of coming up with anything original, so he pretty much just writes fan fiction [even though he never categorizes his shit as fan fiction]. So far he has ripped off: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, and Magic: The Gathering. The main reason he sticks to fanfiction is because when he tries original stuff, he falls flat on his face, example: one of his characters is named "Jesse Sapphireeyes," seriously. As you can see, absolutely nobody reads or comments on his shitty stories.
 He draws Homestar Runner fanart... |
 Looks like he's giving Tim Buckley a run for his money |
 He thinks this is funny |
 More beautiful art |
 LinktheWolf is an absolute whore when it comes to pageviews |
LinktheWolf has the impression that songs/poetry isn't truly good unless it rhymes. Doubtless to say, he must spend many hours on rhymingdictionary.com composing his love melodies for his boyfriends.
| “ | Hey babe, I wanna be your boo.
I’m so in love with you. I’m telling you its true. I know you love me too, The truth is now in view, I’m so in love with you. | „ |
| —LinktheWolf | ||
| “ | As I sit here in the basement, you see
Surrounded by sadness, food, and cable TV I just where my life went so wrong... | „ |
| —LinktheWolf | ||
By far the lulziest thing he does is draw pictures of his fursona dancing around with his self-designed guitars with copyrighted music all around him. It's undeniable proof that he's a rockstar-- in his mind.
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[edit] Politics lulz
LinktheWolf is anti-Bush, just like 87% of Americans. However, instead of doing something about it, he takes copyrighted photos of bush and tries to turn them into lulzy macros. It seems as though nobody told him Bush-bashing is about as edgy as a watermelon; and his jokes fucking suck. He also thinks that the Pope is evil and plotting to brainwash the entire world, 1984 style.
 Does anyone think he's funny? |
 LinktheWolf HAET the Pope! |
 Some very thoughtful insight by LinktheWolf |
 Who let LinktheFox on the internets? |
[edit] Lulz Journals
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[edit] Link the Sick Fuck
 LinktheWolf thinks this is funny. |
 What a sick fuck... |
 Ejaculate in a dog's eye |
 I think I'm going to throw up... |
 Seriously, these are making me sick |
 What the fuck is wrong with this kid? |
Concerned animal lovers confront LinktheWolf with his sick fetish:
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[edit] BEST FRIENDS
[edit] External Links
- LinktheWolf on DevianTART
- Lulzy journal entry
- A stupid furry club that he's a part of, and is proof that he's lost his humanity
- SheezyArt
personal website filled with fail, faggotry, and bad grammarDEAD
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LinktheWolf is part of a series on bad things happening to animals. |
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Categories: DeviantART | Furries | People | Faggotry
