Goatse
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Fun facts about Goatse
- Anyone who Goatse's you obviously got Goatse'd themself, or they wouldn't have known of the site.
- Hard at work
- Goatse can take bed posts up the ass
- Goatse seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand... FUCKING LOOK!!!
- Goatse has a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin asshole.
- Goatse has his own online encyclopedia called www.goatsepedia.com
- Goatse is the most popular member of The Power 5.
- Goatse’s best friend is The Giver.
- Goatse is butthurt!!!!
- Showing Goatse to little kids in school can result in Major fucking lulz
- Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself, the sex move, or the website that started it all.
- Goatse has evolved into Goatse marathon
- He is also known as Bottle Guy. You can also understand this fact with the aid of this video.
- At least 100 people see Goatse for the first time every day
- Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and FUCKING HUGE DILDOS
- Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a series of tubes.
- http://goatse.cz hosts an exact mirror of the main pages of the goatse.cx site, and manages to preserve most of the original phonetic touch and feel
- A survey found goatse gives 90% of people who view it nightmares for months.
- It is now illegal [1]
- There are over 9000 links to goatse on ED.
- omg! snape kills dumbledore!!!!!!!!112@@!
- Goatse has NOTHING to do with Goats or the letter F.
- Goatse is what turns you on at night.
- Goatse is a pretty cool guy eh takes it in the ass and doesn't afraid of anything.
Legislation Inspired by Goatse
§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet (a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 10 years. (b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years. (c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading. (d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS. (1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’ have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and ‘‘(2)the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.’’. (b) TABLE OF SECTIONS.—The table of sections for chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 2252B the following: 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.’’.
That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via Aim or your favorite IM client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is means they are not being tricked. This also means that somewhere some fuckwit politician got goatse'd
The Man Behind The Anus
One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups, and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal He also posts regularly on imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. Here's some goatse videos. . .Not for the faint of heart You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice and here's his profile page! :D Be sure to post comments and tell him how great he is.
Uses of Goatse
- Trolling
- Police Work
- Hidden links
- fifty goatse post
- Vanity License Plates
- Femse
- | Meatspin Network What you've always dreamed of. All in one convenient place.
- GoatseMarathon You thought the first goatse was bad.
- A tribute to Goatse
- Goatse Pancho Villa Slip n' slide
- Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club
- First reactions to Goatse at Flickr
- Another well known shock site with a familiar star.
The complete set
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 I |
 Am |
 Uploading |
 The |
 Full |
 Goatse |
 Set |
 So |
 All |
 You |
 Perverts |
 Can |
 Fap |
 Happily |
 I |
 Hope |
 You |
 Enjoy |
 This |
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 Opening |
 Experience |
 Of |
 Seeing |
 All |
 This |
 Hard-core |
 Gay |
 Pornography |
 Hey |
 At |
 Least |
 It |
 Isn’t |
 As |
 Bad |
 as |
 Pain |
 Series |
If you're too lazy to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of this exact picture set HERE. However, this site is owned and operated by the same person as Meatspin, and we all know what a ghey fgt he is.
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See also
Goatse Trolling
- Eric [8:47 PM]: dude i have this site i post all my pics on for the class
- Eric [8:47 PM]: want to see them
- Eric [8:47 PM]: ?
- Mike [8:47 PM]: Sure
- Eric [8:47 PM]: they're kind of controversial
- Eric [8:47 PM]: http://tinyurl.com/2z6knv http://tinyurl.com/3jw7qM387M
- Mike [8:48 PM]: holy shit dude
- Eric [8:48 PM]: lol
- Mike [8:53 PM]: They were for Gavenus' class???
- Eric [8:54 PM]: LOL yea, he said they were "artistic"
- Eric [8:55 PM]: He said the first was ok, but the second was too over the top
- Mike [8:55 PM]: Yeah I'll say
- Mike [8:57 PM]: OK dude, I just looked at your pic...I still don't know you...you sure your talking to the right s/n?
External links
- [TheNastyStallion's Guide to Maximum Anal Accommodation - possibly the Guide that started it all
The original, R.I.P.LOL, BACK UP!Posthumous mirrorDEAD- New backupz?
- The Goatse Story
- TOW article
- video of the legend himself in action
- Trolling tools
- The candy (It sticks to your gums like a motherfucker)
- xTube account (for frequent stupid assholes that don't know that the video takes to his profile also)
